Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Men and women, women and men, It will never work.

The ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes: the limp prick. The banner of the enemy's encampment: the prick at half-mast. The symbol of the apocalypse: the atomic warhead prick which self-destructs. That was the basic inequity which could never be righted: not that the male had a wonderful added attraction called a penis, but that the female had a wonderful all-weather cunt. Neither storm nor sleet nor dark of night could faze it. It was always there, always ready. Quite terrifying, when you think about it. No wonder men hated women. No wonder they invented the myth of female inadequacy.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't

I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet.