I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves

We have a double standard, which is to say, a man can show how much he cares by being violent - see, he's jealous, he cares - a woman shows how much she cares by how much she's willing to be hurt; by how much she will take; how much she will endure;

Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy.