Both VisiCalc and MultiPlan were available when the IBM PC shipped in October 1981. 1-2-3 didn't hit the market until January 1983.


Mitch Kapor

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I didn't become interested in derivatives until 1982, 1983.
JOHN HULL
Though many people mistakenly credit IBM with the first PC in 1981, the Apple II came out four years...
WALT MOSSBERG
I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.
JAY LENO
To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, to bear with unbearable sorrow, to run w...
JOE DARION
She mowed them down. 1-2-3, 1-2-3.
TOM JONES
I had the perfect job for a gamer. From February to October, I'd get up at 7 in the morning with...
CURT SCHILLING
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
IBM maintained the No. 1 spot in the server blade market, with 40.9 percent market share, while HP m...
JEAN BOZMAN
There were quite a few stuck in washes. We were wading through water that was 3 to 3 1/2 feet deep.
CHRIS NORTON
They sprang it on us and it obviously worked. I think they were in kind of a weird zone. There were ...
JAMES AUGUSTINE
I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �...
NEIL GAIMAN
We were only allowed to watch Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers and 3-2-1 Contact!
RACHAEL LEIGH COOK
The starter is really hurting people. You're supposed to be down for 1 1/2, 2 seconds at the most. W...
KIP CARPENTER
This the best shot we have seen in 3-1/2 years.
JEFFREY KAGAN
The actual writing time is a lot shorter than the thinking time. I don't do too many notes. I ke...
HARLAN COBEN
Growing up, I didn't know anybody who didn't have a miner in the family. Both of my grandfat...
JENNIFER HAIGH
My dad left when I was 3 1/2, and he left my mom and I.
DAVID CASSIDY
The entire time we playing, the current had gently moved us downstream with the tide. We were drifti...
CRAIG GROESCHEL
It looked like we were just going to go down 1-2-3 every inning. Somebody?s got to step up and get a...
BILL MASSE
Sent from my IBM PC Jr
ROGER KIBBE
The four things that matter in life: 1) love 2) honesty 3) faith 4) courage.
BILL BUTTERWORTH
He always messes with the lineup. The thing is, it doesn't matter if you hit 1, 2, 3 or ninth, you s...
DEREK JETER
In October 2008, when the credit crunch hit, small businesses were really crushed by the lack of cap...
KAREN MILLS
It certainly doesn't feel like we've been in the business 25 years. When we began building homes we ...
JALAL FARZANEH
There's good (grade 3), better (grade 2) and best (grade 1) in each lock classification.
MARK BLUM
To Do Today, 1/17/08
1. Sit and think
2. Reach enlightenment
3. Feed the cats
JAROD KINTZ
When we hit, we hit big. But when we missed, we missed a lot. When you count five falls for 2 1/2 po...
FRANK KUDLAC
My heart is still pounding. It's an unbelievable feeling, especially when the clock's going down, 3-...
BONZI WELLS
Characteristics of a leader: 1. Servanthood 2. Discipleship 3. Obedience
RYAN DE LA ROSA
She can play the 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 [position] for us.
JOYCE WALKER
We had been scoring quite a few goals (lately). Up until the last four or five games, this team had ...
SEAN O'DONNELL
When you are leading 3-1 it's normal to win, but not today. We deserved more, because at 3-2 we stil...
FRANK RIJKAARD
[Rogers is 1-0-1 after a 20-20 tie with Memphis (Tenn.) Ridgeway last Friday night. It’s the first...
CHRIS HILL
There were dozens of stones of all sizes in the small meadow. Tall stones, bigger than either of the...
NEIL GAIMAN
Obviously it's more exciting when you can get 2-on-1 fast breaks or 3-on-2 fast breaks. Maybe a litt...
AMBER JACOBS
A Christian when begs emotionally, disappoints the Almighty God in atleast 3 ways: 1. By Denying the...
SANTOSH THANKACHAN
When I was in N.W.A. and didn't get paid all the money I was owed, that's when the business ...
ICE CUBE
1+1 may not be 2, depending on your mindset. As 2+3*4 may be 14 or 20 depending on your calculator.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL
In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have...
NORMAN AUGUSTINE
The market didn't define the music; the music defined the market.
CHARLIE HUNTER
I think this is the biggest game of the year for us. It's huge. I thought there was a big difference...
MATT HALL
In my opinion the game could have been 3-2 or 4-2 in the second period. How many posts did we hit? T...
CLEM JODOIN
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
ANON.
Three levels of organizational vision: 1. The Do-able 2. The Conceivable 3. The Previously Unthinkab...
SOURCE UNKNOWN
It was January 1983 when we launched 'Frontline' on PBS with 'An Unauthorized History of...
DAVID FANNING
Can you see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 toes, one right here.
LARRY RICHARDSON
I didn't make my first solo record until 1981 so I don't have any 60's or 70's recor...
ADRIAN BELEW
When we were on 'The X Factor,' we didn't realize how overnight the fame thing was. We d...
ZAYN MALIK
We didn't realize there were that many boy bands until we started touring in Europe. I don't...
A. J. MCLEAN
I started playing baseball and soccer. Those were my sports on the streets and in school when I was ...
EARL MONROE
We don't feel as though we've received a proposal from them that really represents the value that I ...
BRIAN WESTBROOK
There were 84 original episodes. It was rated No. 1 and No. 2 on the Fox Children's Network. We ...
HOWIE MANDEL
I'd be real pleased finishing 1, 2, 3 in the 5,000. Realistically, we should take three of the top f...
BRENDAN FENNELL
I was schooled at home, then didn't go to university because I married when I was 17. I didn'...
CAROLINA HERRERA
I wasn't offered a role in 'Expendables 1,' and I'm a guest star in 'Expendables...
CHUCK NORRIS
To change one's life: 1. Start immediately, 2. Do it flamboyantly, 3. No exceptions.
WILLIAM JAMES
It was a battle every inning, ... I didn't have a 1-2-3 inning. There were people on base every inni...
BRANDON CLAUSSEN
We don't seem to do that on a consistent basis. It's not one part of the lineup, it's a different pe...
KAREN JOHNS
I don't want to make 'Chandni Bar 2.' I didn't think 'Fashion 2' will happen...
MADHUR BHANDARKAR
The four cornerstones of the American political psyche are 1) emotion substituted for thought, 2) fe...
JOE BAGEANT
All of a sudden, I was in charge of my own decisions in the studio, and I didn't have someone to...
JOHNNY MATHIS
I am the father of twin sons that were born in Philadelphia at Pennsylvania Hospital in 1983. They w...
H. G. BISSINGER
I was obsessed with work in my youth. It's why I didn't get married until I was 38 and the r...
PAM FERRIS
Binary means 2. There are only 2 mobile numbers available for progress. That which has the last 2 nu...
APURVA GAGLANI
We're certainly a lot deeper. Last year our No. 1 through 7 runners were set and there was a line be...
KRIS ALEXANDER
I'm glad that I didn't get a part in 'Scream 2' and become a star in 1995.
ADAM SCOTT
probably until mid-October or maybe a little bit later, depending on the frost. When the frost comes...
MARK JENSEN
IBM legitimized the notion of the PC -- that it would not be just a hobbyist computer.
JEFF RAIKES
I came to the University of Chicago on the morning of January 2, 1932. I wasn't yet a graduate o...
PAUL SAMUELSON
So DeCSS didn't introduce anything new for pirating and had already been available.
JON JOHANSEN
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
BABE RUTH
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started givin...
ALAN KING
The biggest saltwater tide this year has now reached the province and it will last for eight days un...
HUANG QINGLIANG
The times are past when DRAM chips were mainly built for the PC market. Nevertheless, the demand for...
WOLFGANG ZIEBART
We didn't have our online service developed. We had never shipped a console game before as a com...
J ALLARD
I saw women's boxing on television for the first time when I was 18, and that's when I wante...
LAILA ALI
New ideas pass through three periods: 1) It can't be done. 2) It probably can be done, but it...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE
I'm signed to a U.S. label, and I didn't enjoy the 3 A.M. phone calls. I'm not a great s...
ESTELLE
Either Jesus had a father, or he didn't. The question is a scientific one, and scientific eviden...
RICHARD DAWKINS
I didn't serve and volley until I got to Wimbledon in '77.
JOHN MCENROE
Life's Irony; Theory says, 1+1 = 2,simple, but Practical says, 1 + 1 is less equal to 2 in the summe...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
This country was founded and built by people with great dreams and the courage to take great risks. ...
RONALD REAGAN
I didn't learn the alphabet until I was 11.
ROGER MOORE
As a kid, I played my share of football in the street or in a vacant lot. When we were playing in th...
BARRY SANDERS
We found a way to lose it at the end. We had played well for 3 1/2 quarters.
BRIAN URLACHER
It's playoff hockey. We could've won 2-1, or 3-2 in overtime. It just so happened it was 6-1. We jus...
FRANCIS BOUILLON
We stopped moving the ball [in Games 3 and 4] and it's hard to penetrate and find the room to get t...
MANU GINOBILI
2 to 1

2 hearts 1 beat
2 lips will meet
2 birds 1 stone
2 never b alone CLARISSA CLEMENS
When I did 'The Tudors,' there was massive information available and a ready-made market.
MICHAEL HIRST
My dad was pretty strict. We didn't even get to watch any of his movies until I was, like, 17 ye...
DAMON WAYANS, JR.
The stock market crash in October 1929 didn't destroy a particularly large amount of wealth or m...
CHRISTINA ROMER
To change one's life: 1. Starte immediately, 2. Do it flamboyantly, 3. No exceptions. -William Jame...
WILLIAM JAMES
1. Optimize potential. 2. Facilitate empowerment. 3. Implement visioning. 4. Strategize priorities. ...
CONNIE WILLIS
We actually talked about 1-2-3, that was the ultimate dream and the ultimate goal. He was fourth? Wh...
JEFF PAIN
Principles of design:
1. Use both knowledge in the world and knowledge in the head.
2. Sim...
DONALD A. NORMAN
I didn't get interested in education until I had kids.
CAMPBELL BROWN
It was a good first run. In the second run, just do the same as the first. Hopefully I'll be there f...
FRANCOIS BOURQUE
I physically haven't seen Elizabeth Vargas in a while, and it's going to be 3-1/2 weeks before I see...
BOB WOODRUFF
For a long time in American history, people didn't even come up before the Senate. They didn'...
FRED THOMPSON
There were a lot of people putting weight in the IBM decision. But the first company to market with ...
BEN HOLMES

More Mitch Kapor

People in the industry foresee a time in which, for many people, the only thing they'll need on ...
MITCH KAPOR
I give Bill Gates an A for vision because, as a business person and a strategist, he's brilliant...
MITCH KAPOR
The widespread adoption of broadband and the continued advances in personal computing technology are...
MITCH KAPOR
There's an admirable belief about the virtues of meritocracy - that the best ideas prove the bes...
MITCH KAPOR
The critical thing in developing software is not the program, it's the design. It is translating...
MITCH KAPOR
There's a great deal of suspicion and misunderstanding about IT among practicing doctors. One he...
MITCH KAPOR
Reversing the escalation of health care costs is going to need more than legislation, yet it can be ...
MITCH KAPOR
Often, the disconnect between the marketing hype around a new product and what the product actually ...
MITCH KAPOR
Successful entrepreneurs develop products that inspire their passion. They have to. It's that pa...
MITCH KAPOR
Physicians today, as human beings, are not exempt from the perverse economic pressures created by fe...
MITCH KAPOR
For people who know both New York and the Bay Area, it is a complement to say that Oakland is San Fr...
MITCH KAPOR
Before I started a company, I was an employee with a bad attitude. I was always felt like, bosses ar...
MITCH KAPOR
Life in cyberspace is often conducted in primitive frontier conditions, but it is a life which, at i...
MITCH KAPOR
The culmination of all of that was the decision to start a company, which became Lotus, to do a prod...
MITCH KAPOR
Today, in the Internet gold rush, so many people go into dot-com jobs right from school or even befo...
MITCH KAPOR
Old ways of thinking die hard, particularly when they were weaned by legally enforced monopolies.
MITCH KAPOR
Technology advances at exponential rates, and human institutions and societies do not. They adapt at...
MITCH KAPOR
I'm like George Lucas, bringing together a creative team that will come up with a unique, well-c...
MITCH KAPOR
Hackers are seen as shadowy figures with superhuman powers that threaten civilization.
MITCH KAPOR
The more you eliminate the inefficient use of information, the better it is for productivity.
MITCH KAPOR
I'm an inveterate note taker - I scribble all these things down on pieces of paper. I wanted to ...
MITCH KAPOR
Life in cyberspace seems to be shaping up exactly like Thomas Jefferson would have wanted: founded o...
MITCH KAPOR
If information wants to be free, then that's true everywhere, not just in information technology...
MITCH KAPOR
I actually built a tiny computer as a junior high school project.
MITCH KAPOR
It's illegitimate to talk about a post-scarcity Utopia without talking about questions of distri...
MITCH KAPOR
On a personal note, I was born in Brooklyn. My folks moved out to Long Island when I was quite young...
MITCH KAPOR
Managerial and professional people hadn't really used computers, hadn't sat down at keyboard...
MITCH KAPOR
Jazz was a bomb. That was also the low point of Mac sales. People had just written it off.
MITCH KAPOR
I routinely failed to understand that 'simple and straightforward' would have been a much be...
MITCH KAPOR
Lotus's efforts around the Mac were pathetically unsuccessful, which is sad.
MITCH KAPOR
I woke up nights, worrying that Lotus was out of control - that no one would know what to do.
MITCH KAPOR
A typical medical practice is like an old-fashioned business which keeps all of its records on paper...
MITCH KAPOR
We have a responsibility to give people opportunities to do what they can do. It's a fundamental...
MITCH KAPOR
I've been around long enough to know that empires come and empires go, and I can't tell how ...
MITCH KAPOR
The kind of products you envision as an entrepreneur is a function of your life experience.
MITCH KAPOR
No, my family is Russian, Georgian, via Ellis Island.
MITCH KAPOR
I tell people that the history of Mozilla and Firefox is so one of a kind that it should not be used...
MITCH KAPOR
Open source can propagate to fill all the nooks and crannies that people want it to fill.
MITCH KAPOR
The main languages out of which web applications are built - whether it's Perl or Python or PHP ...
MITCH KAPOR
There are excellent public interest grounds to have a search engine whose rankings are transparent.
MITCH KAPOR
Every year we are greeted by a host of new apps that will 'change the way we think' about or...
MITCH KAPOR
'Silicon Valley' has come to mean the Bay Area, not just down the Peninsula.
MITCH KAPOR
Wikipedia has a way of compiling compendiums of information on subjects.
MITCH KAPOR
The computer environment is radically different today. In the 1980s, it was like the Wild West, with...
MITCH KAPOR
That's why it has to be a nonprofit, because a nonprofit is required to take monies it receives ...
MITCH KAPOR
StumbleUpon has humanized the Web and mastered a way for people to discover online content by incorp...
MITCH KAPOR
Computers ought to help people find their own best path through lots of textual information.
MITCH KAPOR
What is design? It's where you stand with a foot in two worlds - the world of technology and the...
MITCHELL KAPOR
Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network.
MITCHELL KAPOR
Architecture is politics.
MITCHELL KAPOR
- Albert Kami, naime, tvrdi da je za dokolicu potrebno mnogo više snage nego za rad! - pokušah da ...
MOMO KAPOR
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
MITCHELL KAPOR
This is the snobbery of the people on the Mayflower looking down their noses at the people who came ...
MITCHELL KAPOR
TV will be transformed. People will look at it as historically quaint that you had to watch somethin...
MITCHELL KAPOR
Ja uopšte mislim da najčudniji ljudi izgledaju vrlo konvencionalno, vrlo
standardno. Jer čov...
MOMO KAPOR
Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network.
MITCHELL KAPOR
What is design? It's where you stand with a foot in two worlds - the world of technology and the wor...
MITCHELL KAPOR
Beograd je najbolje mesto da se sačeka autobus za Zemun.
MOMO KAPOR
the best plan is changeable
MITCH
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
MITCH HEDBERG
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
MITCH HEDBERG
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
MITCH HEDBERG
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
MITCH HEDBERG
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was proli...
MITCH HEDBERG
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
MITCH HEDBERG
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
MITCH HEDBERG
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
MITCH HEDBERG
People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has...
MITCH HEDBERG
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
MITCH HEDBERG
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
MITCH HEDBERG
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
MITCH HEDBERG
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that b...
MITCH HEDBERG
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a w...
MITCH HEDBERG
Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Rob...
MITCH HEDBERG
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
MITCH HEDBERG
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
MITCH HEDBERG
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, s...
MITCH HEDBERG
When business leaders ask me what they can do for Indiana, I always reply: 'Make money. Go make ...
MITCH DANIELS
I think we need to respect the wishes of voters. They have been busily at work making these decision...
MITCH MCCONNELL
We did the two-year extension of Bush tax cuts in 2010. We negotiated the Budget Control Act in Augu...
MITCH MCCONNELL
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're g...
MITCH HEDBERG
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
MITCH HEDBERG
The border is way more porous than it should be, and I think we'd be open to discussing anything...
MITCH MCCONNELL
My funeral," the Blue Man said. "Look at the mourners. Some did not even know me well, yet they came...
MITCH ALBOM
We're living under the Obama economy. Any CEO in America with a record like this after three yea...
MITCH MCCONNELL
People come down for baseball or football or hockey and drive by the refurbished Fox and State theat...
MITCH ALBOM
If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's goi...
MITCH ALBOM
My jaw dropped, ... I felt shame that I had to find out over the television, then felt sorrow and a ...
MITCH ALBOM
Since everyone was going to die, he could be of great value, right? ... He could be research. A huma...
MITCH ALBOM
You're not a wave, you're a part of the ocean.
MITCH ALBOM
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions ...
MITCH RATCLIFFE
Learn this from me. Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a we...
MITCH ALBOM
You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense o...
MITCH ALBOM
Now you know how badly someone wanted you, Charley. Children forget that sometimes. They think of th...
MITCH ALBOM
Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe.
MITCH ALBOM
You see, you closed your eyes. That was the difference. Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, y...
MITCH ALBOM
But she wasn’t around, and that’s the thing when your parents die, you feel like instead of goin...
MITCH ALBOM
I drive a beat-up Mercury Cougar, with the windows down and the music up. I seek my identity in toug...
MITCH ALBOM
So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're busy do...
MITCH ALBOM
All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prin...
MITCH ALBOM
But there's a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got on your face. Som...
MITCH ALBOM
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
MITCH ALBOM
Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that's all. You can't see their smile or bring t...
MITCH ALBOM
The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't.
MITCH MILLER
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possibl...
MITCH RATLIFFE
Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that
MITCH ALBOM
Time is not what you think. Dying? Not the end of everything. We think it is. But what happens on ea...
MITCH ALBOM
People are only mean when they're threatened, and that's what our culture does. That's what our econ...
MITCH ALBOM
Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks th...
MITCH ALBOM
My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got h...
MITCH HEDBERG
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possibl...
MITCH RATCLIFFE
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, wit...
MITCH RATCLIFFE
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so......
MITCH HEDBERG
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, yo...
MITCH HEDBERG
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the...
MITCH HEDBERG
when all this started, I asked myself, 'Am I going to withdraw from the world, like most people do, ...
MITCH ALBOM
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, becau...
MITCH HEDBERG
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the d...
MITCH HEDBERG
I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't ...
MITCH HEDBERG
I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio?...
MITCH HEDBERG
I love you every day. And now I will miss you every day.
MITCH ALBOM
I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.
MITCH ALBOM
I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that an...
MITCH ALBOM
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna...
MITCH HEDBERG
Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is aweapon that attacks the...
MITCH ALBOM
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
MITCH HEDBERG
The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to yo...
MITCH ALBOM
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
MITCH HEDBERG
I had an amazing experience doing 'Skins.' It was the first acting I'd ever done in my e...
MITCH HEWER
Political corruption is endemic all over this country, in some places worse than others, right? On c...
MITCH LANDRIEU
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-ci...
MITCH HEDBERG
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
MITCH HEDBERG
My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfwa...
MITCH HEDBERG
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. Th...
MITCH HEDBERG
If our nation goes over a financial Niagara, we won't have much strength and, eventually, we won...
MITCH DANIELS
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have han...
MITCH HEDBERG
Among the weeds choking out growth and good government are the hundreds of boards, commissions, and ...
MITCH DANIELS
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
MITCH HEDBERG
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
MITCH HEDBERG
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
MITCH HEDBERG
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
MITCH HEDBERG
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and...
MITCH HEDBERG
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporari...
MITCH HEDBERG
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
MITCH HEDBERG
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't...
MITCH HEDBERG
We all lose somebody we care about and want to find some comforting way of dealing with it, somethin...
MITCH ALBOM
We’re so wrapped up with egotistical things, career, family, having enough money, meeting the mort...
MITCH ALBOM
Today, Democrats not only have the White House; they have the Senate too. So we have to be realistic...
MITCH MCCONNELL
I also believe that parents, if they love you, will hold you up safely, above their swirling waters,...
MITCH ALBOM
The perverse presumption that places the burden of proof on the challenger of spending must be inver...
MITCH DANIELS
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
MITCH HEDBERG
You have peace," the old woman said, "when you make it with yourself.
MITCH ALBOM
A human textbook. Study me in my slow and patient demise. Watch what happens to me. Learn with me. M...
MITCH ALBOM
Secrets tear you apart.
MITCH ALBOM
Time," the Captain said, "is not what you think." He sat down next to Eddie. "Dying? Not the end of ...
MITCH ALBOM
It might seem strange to start a story with an ending. But all endings are also beginnings. We just ...
MITCH ALBOM
Scenery without solace is meaningless.
MITCH ALBOM
That's because no one is born with anger. And when we die, the soul is freed from it. But now, here,...
MITCH ALBOM
Courage is confused with picking up arms and cowardness is confused with laying them down.
MITCH ALBOM
It is because the human spirit knows, deep down, that all lives intersect. That death doesn't just t...
MITCH ALBOM
That's what heaven is. You get to make sense of your yesterdays
MITCH ALBOM
No story sits by itself, Sometimes stories meet at corners and sometimes they cover one another comp...
MITCH ALBOM
It is not until much later, as the skin sags and the heart weakens, that children understand; their ...
MITCH ALBOM
There are five people you meet in heaven. Each of us was in your life for a reason. You may not have...
MITCH ALBOM
Life has to end. Love doesn't.
MITCH ALBOM
Fairness," he said, 'does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young.
MITCH ALBOM
Every life has one true love snapshot.
MITCH ALBOM
People say they 'find' love, as if it were an object hidden by a rock. But love takes many forms, an...
MITCH ALBOM
This is the greatest gift God can give you: to understand what happened in your life. To have it exp...
MITCH ALBOM
Love like rain, can nourish from above, drenching couples with soaking joy. But sometimes, under the...
MITCH ALBOM
Parents rarely let go of their children, so children let go of them. They move on. They move away. T...
MITCH ALBOM
Heaven can be found in the most unlikely corners.
MITCH ALBOM
Each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the st...
MITCH ALBOM
There are no random acts...We are all connected...You can no more separate one life from another tha...
MITCH ALBOM
The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.
MITCH ALBOM
Sacrifice is a part of life. It's supposed to be. It's not something to regret. It's something to as...
MITCH ALBOM
It just doesn't occur to an American that someone else will solve their problems. Americans take...
MITCH MCCONNELL
All great enterprises have a pearl of faith at their core, and this must be ours: that Americans are...
MITCH DANIELS
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
MITCH HEDBERG
I used to be a classic workaholic, and after seeing how little work and career really mean when you ...
MITCH ALBOM
As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beaut...
MITCH GLAZER
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good...
MITCH HEDBERG
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a...
MITCH HEDBERG
If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because ...
MITCH ALBOM
I've witnessed first hand the impact the Benchmark team has had on new ventures, and I believe t...
MITCH LASKY
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's ha...
MITCH HEDBERG
If freedom's best friends cannot unify around a realistic, actionable program of fundamental cha...
MITCH DANIELS
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other...
MITCH HEDBERG
Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, beca...
MITCH HEDBERG
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store...
MITCH HEDBERG
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile whe...
MITCH HEDBERG
In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word "divorce" came up. I always figured it cam...
MITCH ALBOM
Death doesn't just take someone, it misses someone else, and in the small distance between being tak...
MITCH ALBOM
Holding anger is a poison...It eats you from inside...We think that by hating someone we hurt them.....
MITCH ALBOM
It's such a shame to waste time. We always think we have so much of it.
MITCH ALBOM
When you look into your mother’s eyes, you know that is the purest love you can find on this earth...
MITCH ALBOM
When someone is in your heart, they're never truly gone. They can come back to you, even at unlikely...
MITCH ALBOM
All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time.
MITCH ALBOM
The failure of national economic policy is costing us more than jobs; it has begun to weaken that un...
MITCH DANIELS
Things happen in American politics in the political center. If the President will meet us in the cen...
MITCH MCCONNELL