When it comes to scaring the bourgeoisie into showing up at the polls, nothing works better than neg...
TUCKER CARLSON The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding scho...
TUCKER CARLSON Carrying an automatic weapon in a Third World country beyond the easy reach of higher authority? The...
TUCKER CARLSON In addition to all the good things it's done, the Internet has empowered an awful lot of people ...
TUCKER CARLSON The one thing I'm convinced George W. Bush is good at is bipartisanship. It's clearly someth...
TUCKER CARLSON All that chatter you hear from yuppie parents at the playground about how expensive it is to 'do...
TUCKER CARLSON Sharpton is a smart guy. In some ways, he's a good guy. But a moral arbiter? Let's not get c...
TUCKER CARLSON The second you think that all your good fortune is a product of your virtue, you become highly judgm...
TUCKER CARLSON I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't ...
TUCKER CARLSON American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It did...
TUCKER CARLSON No agency is more acutely aware of how potentially damning and politically sensitive background inve...
TUCKER CARLSON As a print journalist, you can be frustrated by people who don't call you back, parts of the sto...
TUCKER CARLSON Certain Arabs love Dubai because it's not at all like where they live. Certain others hate it fo...
TUCKER CARLSON I'd rather have dinner with Don King than with Mark Furhman. But then, I'm American. I have ...
TUCKER CARLSON People often refer to Dubai as the Hong Kong of the Gulf, but it's really more like Vegas.
TUCKER CARLSON People like entitlements. That's why we spend so much on them.
TUCKER CARLSON Get-educated-quick schemes are usually about as sound as subprime mortgage-backed securities: Entici...
TUCKER CARLSON I'm Christian. I've made mistakes. I believe fervently in second chances.
TUCKER CARLSON Some white people are privileged, some aren't. Some black people are, some aren't. It's ...
TUCKER CARLSON Seldom has a politician left public office with more self-generated fanfare than Sen. William S. Coh...
TUCKER CARLSON I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what ...
TUCKER CARLSON American presidential elections usually amount to a series of overcorrections: Clinton begat Bush, w...
TUCKER CARLSON Apart from its dangers, much of Iraq isn't very interesting to look at. The landscape is flat an...
TUCKER CARLSON In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.
TUCKER CARLSON I do think - I'm sure I'm the lone voice in saying this - that Iran deserves to be annihilat...
TUCKER CARLSON Animals shouldn't be mistreated.
TUCKER CARLSON No one I know has any real idea why voters are behaving the way they are this year-why the polls hav...
TUCKER CARLSON He's partying like he just won the liver transplant lotto.
TUCKER CARLSON I traveled through South Carolina with Mark Sanford in 2000 when I covered the McCain campaign. He s...
TUCKER CARLSON It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep yo...
TUCKER CARLSON I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be n...
TUCKER CARLSON The political world is still reeling tonight from yesterday's nauseating display in Minnesota, where...
TUCKER CARLSON The traditional anti-fun feminist point of view is that of course men are bad, and they make women d...
TUCKER CARLSON At a time when the Boy Scouts are being hounded in the worst way by state and local governments arou...
TUCKER CARLSON Some of the nicest people I met with in Africa were members of the Nation of Islam. You have to beli...
TUCKER CARLSON I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to di...
TUCKER CARLSON When a girl has sex and gets paid for it, most people call it prostitution and think of it as ugly. ...
TUCKER CARLSON Al Gore was campaigning on the day of his sister's death, as records of both his interview and his s...
TUCKER CARLSON What's this guy's problem? Pretty obvious, isn't it? Bush is acting like a particularly conflicted t...
TUCKER CARLSON How long can you broadcast on radio? Is there a mandatory retirement age? Can you go on forever?
TUCKER CARLSON I wouldn't say I'm happy now. My skepticism is warranted, given what I've seen over the decades.
TUCKER CARLSON Bush takes personal pleasure and pride in working with Democrats. I don't know how successful he'll ...
TUCKER CARLSON I have a low opinion of the things Jon said, but I'd like to give him a chance to explain it in an e...
TUCKER CARLSON To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
TUCKER CARLSON You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists.
TUCKER CARLSON I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would...
TUCKER CARLSON Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no t...
TUCKER CARLSON Canadians are so easily wounded.
TUCKER CARLSON The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among...
TUCKER CARLSON It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?
TUCKER CARLSON This assumption is mostly true-most people accused of a crime are criminals-but not always. I was ac...
TUCKER CARLSON I care about John Kerry.
TUCKER CARLSON There is no five-second delay on Crossfire-if you say it, people will hear it. Things can get heated...
TUCKER CARLSON There's no way to spin it: Allowing women to get shot to death, or blown up, or mutilated and disfig...
TUCKER CARLSON There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign ...
TUCKER CARLSON No one settles in for a long career in TV! It is just the nature of business-no one is indispensable...
TUCKER CARLSON People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they'r...
TUCKER CARLSON I've heard people say it is best to go into an interview ignorant because you learn and are surprise...
TUCKER CARLSON The Bush campaign is claiming that they've been working hard and they've had everything in place and...
TUCKER CARLSON We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bummin...
TUCKER CARLSON Who laughs less than feminists?
TUCKER CARLSON McCain,
TUCKER CARLSON It's his hand, and if he wants a pharmacy that doesn't sell condoms or the pill, it?s not your busin...
TUCKER CARLSON I've been in journalism my entire adult life and have often defended it against fellow conservat...
TUCKER CARLSON Bush's brand of forthright tough-guy populism can be appealing, and it has played well in Texas. Yet...
TUCKER CARLSON What does John Kerry think about Iraq? Who knows. Who cares.
TUCKER CARLSON It's gut wrenching to see somebody read a description of an accident like that off a teleprompter in...
TUCKER CARLSON George Bush doesn't actually have to be a penis head for some portion of voters to believe absolutel...
TUCKER CARLSON As a rule, the civil-rights establishment is not punctual.
TUCKER CARLSON My first experience on public radio still ranks among the most embarrassing episodes of my relativel...
TUCKER CARLSON There's nothing scarier than a reckless prosecutor.
TUCKER CARLSON In Washington, no one believes anything unless it comes from 'The New Yorker,' 'New York...
TUCKER CARLSON I spoke to one of his advisers on Thursday who said don't look for anything beyond a sort of tepid '...
TUCKER CARLSON Studies have shown people listen to TV than watch it.
TUCKER CARLSON Al Sharpton is much smarter and funnier than he can seem in a television context. He is a smart poli...
TUCKER CARLSON Avoid boring, conventional people like death is what we are going to do. I'd rather have someone wit...
TUCKER CARLSON I feel like I've known Hunter S. Thompson for most of my life. I first encountered him in 1981, ...
TUCKER CARLSON A book is kind of like a river; I simply jump in and start swimming.
MELODY CARLSON Our position is that we want to protect community services, and there's no need to privatize or make...
ALBERT CARLSON NYC 2012 needed a commitment. Our main concern was giving the facilities up for as much as a year.
ALBERT CARLSON Obviously, some temporary stuff would have been pulled out, but anything permanent would have stayed...
ALBERT CARLSON It went pretty smoothly. Our needs were met, and the transition was pretty simple.
ALBERT CARLSON Mostly I think I've learned to trust God more. I mean, if I start getting worried or freaked, I just...
MELODY CARLSON Choose being kind over being right, and you'll be right every time.
RICHARD CARLSON Our minds can work for us or against us at any given moment. We can learn to accept and live with th...
RICHARD CARLSON You've got to be success minded. You've got to feel that things are coming your way when you're out ...
CURTIS CARLSON Only as long as a company can produce a desired, worthwhile, and needed product or service, and can ...
CURTIS CARLSON A salesman must also have flexible goals. You may say, I want to sell 10 accounts this week, and you...
CURTIS CARLSON I consider a goal as a journey rather than a destination. And each year I set a new goal.
CURTIS CARLSON Life is an aggregate of experience, which continually surprises us.
RON CARLSON I think we're programmed for hardship. In my experience, human beings are happiest when they'...
JEFF CARLSON I don't live in books, but, boy, have books amplified my life.
RON CARLSON All my life I knew that there was all the money you could want out there. All you have to do is go a...
CURTIS CARLSON No one among us suffers the radical appreciation for coffee that I do. It calls to me, but I have le...
RON CARLSON Johnson County is a great fit for Heather and Emily. Debbie Carrier is an excellent coach and these ...
BECKY CARLSON We got Chanute's best tonight and they have good ball players. Our girls -- each one of them -- step...
BECKY CARLSON We just play pretty good defense. The girls just do such a good job. In the first half it was big to...
BECKY CARLSON I don't know anything about Sabetha except they play in a good league. We're looking forward to seei...
BECKY CARLSON It was a good game to play and we were able to work on several things during the game such as a diff...
BECKY CARLSON We looked more to the basket tonight. Marissa and Heather shot it well from the outside. They (Coffe...
BECKY CARLSON Emily Middleton had some nice shots. They all did a good job of stepping up when we needed something...
BECKY CARLSON When we went to the half-court trap it bothered them and we picked up our defensive intensity. We we...
BECKY CARLSON We just needed something to relax us and Heather's three did that. We did a good job of blocking out...
BECKY CARLSON Fort Scott is so quick that when you go inside, you have to put the shot up quick. They want you to ...
BECKY CARLSON Come to hell and high water, we're scheduled for eight dates and we're going to run them.
BEN CARLSON This justifies our investment in the field. We've long suspected that if anyone beat us to this mile...
BEN CARLSON This justifies our investment in the field, ... We've long suspected that if anyone beat us to this ...
BEN CARLSON It's a fact of life; creative shops have to compete with shops from anywhere,
BEN CARLSON This validates one of the premises of our business.
BEN CARLSON I don't look at that to happen, though. I think they'll get off the pot and decide to run.
BEN CARLSON You've got to ride and run to win, not to, you know, fall down.
BEN CARLSON We've had our nose to the grindstone to make our income match expenses for nine years. Their events ...
BEN CARLSON It was terrible to lose a card like that, but I'll dump a card just as quick as they (jockeys, owner...
BEN CARLSON Although they could go to a breeder and get a fairly similar pet, they want the most similar pet pos...
BEN CARLSON A failing grade does not denounce a child to fail in life. An IQ is what I would call an 'inadequate...
DAVIS CARLSON If I'm going out on the town in New York, I always wear Danielle Collins T-shirts - they are exp...
AMY CARLSON As my co-pilot used to say, now that it's over, it was a good experience.
BILL CARLSON If you've got one, it's only a matter of time before you have more.
BILL CARLSON Brevard County is a great place to be right now,
BILL CARLSON We are basically stuck in the 1950s architecturally. I would like to develop my land with condos and...
BILL CARLSON Some people just aren't as sensitive to the environment as others. The environment is one of our pre...
BILL CARLSON The vast majority of them are things that riders have done and they were warned not to do.
BILL CARLSON Our primary consideration is the people who ride the rides.
BILL CARLSON You see these people put the rides together and they're greasy and unshaven,
BILL CARLSON We had guests and hotel owners asking us about offering a gift card. We're excited that now we can r...
BILL CARLSON I can't say enough about that goal. That is the kind of effort that we need. I though Julie and Elis...
ALLEN CARLSON That was a key move, it was my assistant coach (Melissa) Briggs' idea. I didn't want to do it becaus...
ALLEN CARLSON She has shown a lot of leadership in terms of organization and getting the girls going. It is a good...
ALLEN CARLSON She has a lot of strengths, besides being such a tireless worker, she has developed a very strong sh...
ALLEN CARLSON It is impossible to find a field big enough to work on some of the open-field stuff we want to work ...
ALLEN CARLSON I was very pleased with how we responded to open the second half. Napa had the wind and the momentum...
ALLEN CARLSON Capacity in our U.S. manufacturing facilities continues to increase as we refine production processe...
ALLEN CARLSON You could just see it in our faces after we scored that second goal. We got three great shots in fro...
ALLEN CARLSON I might even pursue a career in politics. If I do, I will have had great practice dealing with the a...
GRETCHEN CARLSON The minute that you go to arbitration, it's 100% confidential, so nobody ever hears about it.
GRETCHEN CARLSON Arbitration clauses have become prevalent in most corporate agreements or contracts for employees.
GRETCHEN CARLSON The literary story is a story that deals with the complicated human heart with an honest tolerance f...
RON CARLSON The trick is to be grateful when your mood is high and graceful when it is low.
RICHARD CARLSON Be brave and be fearless, and for God's sake, stand up for yourself.
GRETCHEN CARLSON I was a good college kid, all-American and baseball-playing, living in the dorms with a million barb...
RON CARLSON Holding true to what you believe - even in a big city - is so important.
GRETCHEN CARLSON We did a lot of arm-twisting and cajoling. She doesn't do many recitals, and most of her work is in ...
BRUCE CARLSON We did a lot of arm-twisting and cajoling.
BRUCE CARLSON By the age of fifty, people are cooked.
BRUCE CARLSON We have an authentic German oompah band. We've also got the samba flamingo band from Southwest Harbo...
BRUCE CARLSON Putting our heads together collectively we could decide on the recipients of such a fund.
BRUCE CARLSON many of the newer businesses are niche offerings that have found merchandise and services that appea...
BRUCE CARLSON Almost universally, when people look back on their lives while on their deathbed [...] they wish the...
RICHARD CARLSON Max is the guy who always pulls it together. Max does a first-class job for the community.
BOB CARLSON We really appreciate all the volunteers who make this happen. We urged people to go downtown. For in...
BOB CARLSON I thought the tournament went very well.
BOB CARLSON It is going to make it more difficult for people without problems to band together. But it is not go...
BOB CARLSON This is the first step in a long process of restoration.
BOB CARLSON It gives the kids a chance to make a difference in their community.
BOB CARLSON (Saito) has been getting a lot of calls from people and groups who don't want to let it die. That's ...
CARLSON MUN We're starting to understand that.
CARLSON MUN We wanted to put the boys back on the schedule. ... At this point, we're normally already a month in...
CARLSON MUN She has been the person keeping the Boy Choir alive ... apart from the fundraising the boys have bee...
CARLSON MUN I am particularly distressed when people in the public eye who influence our culture perpetuate sexi...
GRETCHEN CARLSON For me, writing post-apocalyptic novels isn't so much about exploding helicopters and fifty-mega...
JEFF CARLSON All women deserve a dignified and respectful workplace in which talent, hard work and loyalty are re...
GRETCHEN CARLSON We won all three phases of the game offense, defense and special teams.
CHAD CARLSON We didn't play a terrible first half - they're a very good basketball team, but we raised our level ...
CHAD CARLSON We were one and done on every shot it seemed (in the first half), and they had a second chance on ev...
CHAD CARLSON We're raising the bar. We're taking more risk. We're opening ourselves up for more disappointment. T...
CHAD CARLSON My guys are defining themselves. They believe in themselves. It's a very close group.
CHAD CARLSON There's not a jealous bone on this team as far as who gets the scoring. We really feel good about th...
CHAD CARLSON Last year we said we would take one game at a time. This time we're willing to go for it all, and ta...
CHAD CARLSON He played basketball, but he ate lunch with me in the cafeteria last year. I told him, 'You're going...
CHAD CARLSON We won all three phases of the game —offense, defense and special t...
CHAD CARLSON I have a lot to be thankful for. When I sit down, I can't complain. I'm very lucky.
CARTER CARLSON Someone's always checking on me.
CARTER CARLSON Out of the whole bunch only a few slipped up.
CARTER CARLSON Everyone is doing it. I have eight children and 26 grandchildren and 24 great-grandchildren. They've...
CARTER CARLSON Even though we have laws against it and HR departments to handle it, a woman - especially if she is ...
GRETCHEN CARLSON On his own okay, Bush has authorized eavesdropping on as many as a thousand people over the past thr...
MARGARET CARLSON Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
RICHARD CARLSON Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness
RICHARD CARLSON You will not suddenly develop wealth consciousness if and when you become "wealthy". It's the other ...
RICHARD CARLSON Ask yourself this question: “Will this matter a year from now?"
RICHARD CARLSON Will this matter a year from now?
RICHARD CARLSON Mountain Dew and Pepsi have been longtime supporters of our sport. We're excited to welcome Mountain...
MARSHALL CARLSON I was just spinning like a little top. I accidentally hit the puck, hit the pipe.
ROSS CARLSON He was mad and enraged. That's all I can say.
DAVE CARLSON In my opinion, DLJ acted in a completely irresponsible fashion in selling a retired couple's bonds a...
CURTIS CARLSON The Greatest Generation got to save old tires, dig a Victory Garden and forgo sugar. The Richest Gen...
MARGARET CARLSON This acquisition will give us the ability to expand and further develop greater e-commerce abilities...
JOHN CARLSON We have to shore this thing up like a New Orleans levy.
RICHARD CARLSON I just love coming to Vegas. There is always a good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, i...
KELLY CARLSON We look forward to expanding our relationship with Gladstone scientists to help train CIRM scholars ...
CHARLES CARLSON I always find the drone in everything . I'm exploring the drone in a new form. It's a different mask...
DYLAN CARLSON On the one hand, I always get the young ingenue, pretty parts. But I don't think of myself that ...
AMY CARLSON I wasn't naive, but at the end of my Miss America year, when two different executives attacked m...
GRETCHEN CARLSON It's amazing the things you realize
when you lose someone:
you get mad at yourself for n...
MELODY CARLSON It's beyond my wildest dreams, ... It's a long-standing recognition that the Dow was lacking in repr...
CHUCK CARLSON We're not calling it a ripple effect; we're calling it a reverberating effect.
DAVE CARLSON The congressman is from the Capital region and has been known on occasion to venture outside of his ...
MELISSA CARLSON [Market] bottoms take time to form, ... some visibility on earnings.
CHUCK CARLSON We're glad to see it. We wish they did it sooner.
GREG CARLSON Mock is filthy. He could be a front-end starter in the big leagues, a number one or number two guy w...
DAN CARLSON