But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.

I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it's never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who's giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you?

Fall Out Boy never pretended that we were anything but pop-rock.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.