But my mother was aglow. She had a continuing fascination with celebrities, and now she had one of her own. She was never moved by what I was doing (in an interview she said, "He writes his own material, I’m always telling him he needs a new writer")…
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Related She had grown older. And he loved her more now than he had loved her when he understood her better, ... MICHAEL ONDAATJE My mother was a full-time mother. She didn't have much of her own career, her own life, her own ... ANGELINA JOLIE My mother started out by being a very good girl. She did everything that was expected of her, and it... RUTH REICHL I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. Sh... JUSTIN CHON Juan Peron, I think in the end, had become a little resentful of Eva. She was so popular. She was so... ALMA GUILLERMOPRIETO She always been an assistant (in club) and she never said much, but every once in a while (as head c... LINDSY EVANS He offered her the world. She said she had her own. MONIQUE DUVAL He offered her the world. She said she had her own! HANAE AVLEE Lucy Mercedes Martinez, my mother, was probably my first mentor. She really tried to take care of me... RICHARD CARMONA Now very much against her will, she thought of the way Jace had looked at her then, the blaze of fai... CASSANDRA CLARE I’ll tell you all about it, but let’s eat first. I’ve had nothing to eat. Although I was offer... MICHAEL GRANT She suddenly understood why she had let him kiss her in the diner, why she had wanted him at all. HOLLY BLACK Now now,” he said, setting his hand on her shoulder. He didn’t even see her turn. One moment she... MATT TOMERLIN Whatever shred of hope he'd had for a future with her was gone. She still felt something for him, sh... SARAH J. MAAS She was extraordinary. She had her own voice and her own tone and her own subject matter. There was ... ELIZABETH HARDWICK They had stopped now and he gave a glance up at the sky, through the trees, as though to see how muc... KATHLEEN WINSOR Yet losing him seemed unbearable. He was the one she loved, the one she would always love, and as he... NICHOLAS SPARKS Will, the boy who loved the same books she did, the same poetry she did, who made her laugh even whe... CASSANDRA CLARE He shook his head in disbelief. He would cook and take her to his place. He was about to break two o... MARCIA WEBER MARTINS The feeling that she had never really lived in this world caught her by surprise. It was a fact. She... HAN KANG She said she thought inmate Lawson had a bad rap in life and she was doing a kindness (by helping hi... DAVE JOHNSTON Now with her eyes closed and fist clenched at her side. She was as off balanced as he was. Lilith to... SHADOWSTORM NORWICCA She was a coquette; he was sure she had a spirit of her own; but in her bright, sweet, superficial l... HENRY JAMES He felt she could be unpredictable and possibly violent. At one point, she indicated to him that she... STEVEN LANDES It was awfully hard on my mother. She had trouble facing it, ... She was a farm girl and never hardl... JEANNE PYLE No, it had never been like this for him before, with anyone. Of all the women he’d known, she was ... J.D. ROBB Miss Ingram was a mark beneath jealousy: she was too inferior to excite feeling. Pardon the seeming ... CHARLOTTE BRONTë She loved him because he had brought her back to life. She had been like a caterpillar in a cocoon, ... KEN FOLLETT My mother was in vaudeville, but after she had her children, she quit working. DEAN STOCKWELL It was about 1951. She had written me and said he was very special and he thought she was very speci... EDYTHE SCOTT BAGLEY Bastard,” she spat at him, and she thought he had moved closer. She swung at him, and then suddenl... ROBIN HOBB In their own brief conversations, he had the distinct impression that she was toying with him, verba... DIANA J. OAKS He was waiting there for her beside the pool - a great black horse with shoulders like polished ebon... MOLLIE HUNTER I never liked my father. He really was a dullard and misanthrope. My mother and he were married for ... EDMUND WHITE My mother lived till she was 95 and never had a line on her face or a frown line. She was beautiful. JACLYN SMITH She looked into the mirror, wiping the mascara that was running down her cheeks with her tears and s... AKSHAY VASU My fascination with women's clothes began very early. My mother was a very fashionable woman. Sh... ALEXANDER CHEE My mother married my father in 1956. She was twenty-eight, and he was thirty-one. She loved him with... JILL LEPORE The message of music was also the first thing what I learned from my first teacher. She was an organ... KURT MASUR Her hand accidentally brushed up against his chest. She froze. His breathing remained steady and reg... CATE CAMPBELL BEATTY If she had said no, he would have stopped what he was doing. JOE AMENDOLA He was demanding. He always would be. But sometimes, he was so vulnerable and she realized she had p... CHRISTINE FEEHAN Kiss me again,” he challenged, only half joking. It was so weird to hear him say that, to hea... KIMBERLY DERTING She was a critical thinker and she had an open mind. In addition to being a critical thinker, she wa... GARY PERNELL Sissy had two great failings. She was a great lover and a great mother. She had so much of tendernes... BETTY SMITH It was as bad as the summer that her mother had taken the training wheels off Coraline's bicycle;but... NEIL GAIMAN I wasn't actually trained by my mother, she said she never taught me but she was a great singer hers... JOAN SUTHERLAND She was in a terrible marriage and she couldn't talk to anyone. He used to hit her, and in the begin... NICHOLAS SPARKS She saw in his eyes that he knew she was thinking about him. She liked the fact that he knew it, and... NICHOLAS SPARKS She was an afterthought, little Martha. She was treated the way many families treated pet dogs - she... KELSEY BRICKL She had a very difficult life. Her mother gave her away when she was little, and the man who took he... BERNARDO BATIZ She was a creature of the deep, and there she must return, or perish. Toby understood that, but it h... JULIET MARILLIER But she loved her dad; she was a daddy's girl. She said her father had changed the life insurance an... MALINDA GONZALES She had fire dancing in her eyes as she assaulted him with her serpent's tongue. Tonight she was not... SHAKUITA JOHNSON There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. "Bu... UNKNOWN She was turned on by him— his scent, his smile; he was the manifestation of seduction. Under norma... NORIAN F. LOVE My mother was madly adventurous. My father was an actor - he worked with Gielgud - and my mother cam... FRANCESCA ANNIS They were talking more distantly than if they were strangers who had just met, for if they had been ... W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM He should in humility have asked her why it was that he was naturally a cuckold, why two women of di... WILLIAM TREVOR The male's diamond eyes locked on Payne, and though she hadn't seen him in forever, she knew who he ... J.R. WARD She was one of the main reasons I came to Duke. I took a recruiting trip and she was my host. She al... LEIGH ANNE HARDIN Then he led her to sit by him on a fallen gum trunk, smooth and white, and he leaned to whisper in h... KATE MORTON See,” he said playfully, and arched his eyebrows. “Admit it.” He moved in. His mouth ame so cl... C.C. HUNTER She picked up the book and then walked back past him into the tent, but as she did so, she brushed t... J.K. ROWLING She turned to look at him, and he was already looking at her. “I’m going to miss you when I wake... MARIE RUTKOSKI You know, Emily was a selfish old woman in her way. She was very generous, but she always wanted a r... AGATHA CHRISTIE My mother never wore much make-up, and she was a kind of natural beauty; she knew just how to enhanc... FRANCOIS NARS The doctor's wife wasn't a bad woman. She was sufficiently convinced of her own importance to believ... DIANE SETTERFIELD She was darkness and he was darkness and there had never been anything before this time, only darkne... MARGARET MITCHELL She was a frail, beautiful, unassuming woman ... She always had a quiet insistence on the rightness ... ROGER BALDWIN Her own awareness had risen like the dawn on her back.Like a leaden sunrise veiled in a swirl of sto... RENEE AHDIEH It was well-known he was stalking her. I think that she had been seeing him briefly but then had dec... HEATHER CHULU At the time he had closed in upon himself, denying her a place of entry. She was tenacious, aggressi... AMINATTA FORNA But she was her own champion now. SARAH J. MAAS (She) tells him that she loves him, tells him that she wants to be with him again sexually, so she d... BARBARA MATTHEWS He confronted my wife and she didn't deserve that. When my wife saw him, she asked him to leave and ... HAL TURNER What a special girl she was. She was quiet, but she was powerful in own right. CAROLYN JACKSON He was her life. She loved that boy, did everything for him. She never said a word about him being v... AUTRAULIA HARRIS My mom is a painter and an artist. She would play music, and she always had very good taste in music... RUBY ROSE ...It often seemed to her that she thought too much about herself, you could have made her blush any... HENRY JAMES She had lied to him. She had wanted to save lives, yes. But she had gone out there with no intention... SARAH J. MAAS She has always been my role model in gymnastics, and every time at practice when she was doing some ... HANNAH NOEL But now she could not bear the way she sounded. She was not a person anyone could love. .... PETER CAREY When he nodded, the physician disappeared into thin air, and then a moment later, Payne felt a warm ... J.R. WARD Lucy seemed to be imprisoned by a legion of people in her life who always wanted what was right for ... C. JOYBELL C. His hands tightened on her shoulders as the truth washed over him. My God, she really had told him y... CAROLYN JEWEL Yes. He saw her in his mind, exactly as she was. She bore him company with her pride, resentment, ha... CHARLES DICKENS Midland City had a goddess of discord all its own. This was a goddess who could not dance, would not... KURT VONNEGUT He started talking about his wife and how she was taking advantage of him, spending his money, ... H... GARY MCLARTY Those who had seen eyes like hers before understood instantly that she was a woman who had suffered,... DANIELLE STEEL She was concerned about him. She knew he was lying about his past but she didn't know what. DAVE SUNSHINE Yes; he had done it. She was in the carriage, and felt that he had placed her there, that his will a... JANE AUSTEN His body was urgent against her, and she didn't have the heart anymore to fight...She saw his eyes, ... D.H. LAWRENCE He felt safe with her. He'd never been safe with another human being, not since he'd been taken as a... CHRISTINE FEEHAN I played his mother, so that was kind of fascinating, ... I met her, she had a small part in the mov... FRANCES MCDORMAND But Julian's blood was different. When she saw it she thought of him, shot and crumpling, the way hi... CASSANDRA CLARE This was all her own idea. She woke up Saturday morning and she had had lemonade stands before. ... ... CHRISTINE KING She always had a smile on her face. She was very upbeat, happy. She was a good Christian. She had so... JENNIFER CZAJKA She had not wanted him to but had let him have his way because ever since she was a child she had ge... AMOS OZ When you've lived as long as I have," he said, eyes heavy-lidded but definitely on her, "you learn t... NALINI SINGH
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Because anybody can serve..
You only need a heart full of grace.
A soul gene... MARTIN A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. MARTIN It would have been a lot of fun as a receiver to play. STEVE LARGENT YouTube is a platform, a distribution vehicle. STEVE CHEN We're allowing technology to take out the non-value-added manual elements of the McDonald's ... STEVE EASTERBROOK Ultimately, the bread and butter of McDonald's is delivering great service, great quality food, ... STEVE EASTERBROOK Take the crocodile, for example, my favorite animal. There are 23 species. Seventeen of those specie... STEVE IRWIN There's a waterfall of content that you're missing out on. STEVE CHEN The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. STEVE COOGAN Snakes are just very instinctive to me. I've been playing with snakes since before I could walk.... STEVE IRWIN The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue. STEVE IRWIN So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes. STEVE IRWIN No, snakes are no problem. I'd go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem. STEVE IRWIN I believe sustainable use is the greatest propaganda in wildlife conservation at the moment. STEVE IRWIN I sincerely believe that there's room for cutting down trees for forestry and grazing, so as we ... STEVE IRWIN That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from... STEVE IRWIN We've evolved from sitting back on our tripods and shooting wildlife films like they have been s... STEVE IRWIN Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent. STEVE IRWIN The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm get... STEVE IRWIN When I talk to the camera, mate, it's not like I'm talking to the camera, I'm talking to... STEVE IRWIN No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted wi... STEVE IRWIN I am optimistic globally. So many scientists are working frantically on the reparation of our planet... STEVE IRWIN Crikey means gee whiz, wow! STEVE IRWIN Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing. STEVE IRWIN Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart. STEVE IRWIN