But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.