The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.