...but we know better now, don't we?

The number of life changing moments in a quinquennium is entirely up to you.

If unsure, look toward the paradox.

We've all had a childhood, so let's find out what the hell happened!

Happiness is the town you get through just after you pass through Anxiety. If you detour around Anxiety, you're likely to miss Happiness too.

When you feel balanced, check who or what you calibrated against. You cannot be balanced if you calibrated against out-of-balance friends.