Can I get your cell phone number so we can text like normal antisocial human beings, since we are both too fucked up to have a conversation?

He wanted his mother with the fiery need of a five-year-old lost at Disneyland.

I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men.

Una cosa es ser antisocial y otra ser socialmente selectivo. No a todos se les debe invitar a que entren en nuestra vida. Y no es maldad.

Oh, he’s an old friend from the West,” said Eden easily. “I won’t introduce you, because he doesn’t like people. He’s a recluse. Good-bye.

What ho!" I said.
"What ho!" said Motty.
"What ho! What ho!"
"What ho! What ho! What ho!"
After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.