What ho!" I said. "What ho!" said Motty. "What ho! What ho!" "What ho! What ho! What ho!" After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.
P.G. Wodehouse
Related Dreizehn Mann saßen auf einem Sarg, Ho! Ho! Ho! - und ein Fass voller Rum. Sie soffen dre... MICHAEL ENDE what ho, apothecary! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe Rain may fall, and wind m... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee! Mwa-ha mwa-ha! Kee kee kee! Ho ho ho ho! Haw-he... RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Morning, Bill,' said Lord Tidmouth agreeably. 'Go to hell!' said Bill. 'Right-... P.G. WODEHOUSE Man, I want to die, is all,' cried Ploy. 'Don't you know,' said Dahoud, 'that life is the most ... THOMAS PYNCHON Hey, hey, ho, ho, Gary Condit must go. DONNA BRAZILE Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go. WALT DISNEY Devyn: “But what can I say? I'm irresistible.” Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news i... GENA SHOWALTER He must not smell of drink or body odor and his 'Ho! Ho! Ho!' must resonate deeply. JAMES LOVELL Ho guadagnato una vita, un biglietto per la morte, e viaggio ancora. In certi moment... ORIANA FALLACI To see the miracle, you must be the miracle. JENNIFER HO-DOUGATZ Heigh ho! sing, heigh ho! unto the green holly:Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:T... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Hobey-Ho, let's go. D.J. MACHALE The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Ye... KATE MADISON ho wide world. LUDACRIS Hi Ho Silver Lining JEFF BECK Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy... CHRISTOPHER MOORE One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON It's large by even HO scale. LINDA KLEIN Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. —Samuel Beckett, Wors... SAMUEL BECKETT I was gung-ho when I went in. ERNEST MCQUEEN Barish ho gayi, meri Gari dhul gayi NAUMAN KHAN Anna was, Livia is, Plurabelle's to be. Northmen's thing made southfolk's place but howmulty plurato... JAMES JOYCE Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear! I've gone from reluctance to acceptance to gung ho. GRACE BUMBRY Ho sceso, dandoti il braccio, almeno un milione di scale e ora che non ci sei è il vuoto ad og... EUGENIO MONTALE Ferryman ho! In the night so black
Hark to the clank of iron;
'Tis heroes of the Yser,
... LUCIEN BOYER SAPNE TAB TAK DEKHO JAB TAK PURE NA HO DHIRENDRASINH BHAVARSINH CHAUHAN Ab is akelepan se is qadr ishq hai mujhe, gar baatna chahun toh yun mehsoos hota hai maano... HENNA SOHAIL you can do all sorts of stuff that full-grown wizards can't, Viktor always said --" Ron looked ... J.K. ROWLING On (a more) personal basis, what is wrong with Mr. Ho? He is, in fact, a papal awardee and one of th... EDWARD KING I'd rather be the girl-next-door than hear. 'Oh, there's the ho-bag.' JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT Buffy loves Angel. He loves her. And I love Ho Hos. JOSS WHEDON Then westward ho!
Grace and good disposition attend your ladyship. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I used to hunt as a child but gave up the chase in my 'Ho Ho Ho Chi-Minh, we shall fight and we ... JONATHAN DIMBLEBY The end result is a ho-hum year for the market. DAVID SOWERBY O villainy! Ho! let the door be lock'd.
Treachery! seek it out. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I'm pretty gung-ho. I'm not a retire kind of guy. BOB HOLTON —¿Estàs bé? —va preguntar de sobte. —Sí —va respondre el Harry. —No, no és ... J.K. ROWLING And just as there was something of every Vietnamese in Ho Chi Minh so there is something of Ho Chi M... WILFRED BURCHETT - Fanciulla, non so se sei una dea o una mortale, se sei una dea certo sei Artemide con le tue ancel... JEAN-PIERRE VERNANT Dick had always bugged me about adopting a wild horse. Heidi-ho seemed to be the perfect choice. GINGER SAGRAN I remember going to 'the Ho,' and there's no place here like [Southside Steel]. FRANK SLUTSKY Beautiful princesses and beautiful, strong queens are brainwashed into thinking ho’s and B****’s... DELANO JOHNSON They said, "rock music sun ne se future kharab ho jaata hai".
I asked them, "waise bhi aap kya tod l... PRAVIN PRAJAPATI Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down! EDDIE MURPHY How pleasant it is to have money, heigh-ho! / How pleasant it is to have money. ARTHUR HUGH CLOUGH One of the four seemed grateful, but the other three were aloof. It was just, ho, hum, thanks. See y... CARL BAUER Oh, gods, you’re mated! I really hope it’s to Aimee. (Bride) Thankfully so. Otherwise I’d... SHERRILYN KENYON Chan Ho had a great career and was the exemplification of class, dignity and character. TOMMY LASORDA Ho! Wise men say, 'He who hath not a good and ready memory should never meddle in telling lies.'" DEEANNE GIST Grub, ho! now cried the landlord, flinging open a door, and in we went to breakfast. HERMAN MELVILLE You need to modulate that unwarranted ire, buddy. I'm not your 'ho and you ain't my pimp SHERRILYN KENYON You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. ROALD DAHL I watched them tearing a building down, A gang of men in a busy town. With a ho-heave-ho a... EDGAR A. GUEST The Hi-Fi sounds good and can definitely fill a room, It's kind of ho-hum. DENNIS LLOYD I have always compared our traditions of liberty, like those of Abraham Lincoln and Ho Chi Minh. HANOI HANNAH I have been fighting the Communists all my life, ... Ho Chi Minh is a murderer. We cannot forget. HO CHI MINH and take the ironmen in the rear while they are beating off what they think is my main thrust up the... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in Amer... GEORGE W. BUSH «Ho passato tutta la vita a far finta di essere qualcuno che non ero, simulando e nascondendo i mie... RACHEL HAWKINS Ho joined the French socialist party, the first Vietnamese to be a member of a French political part... WILFRED BURCHETT I ended up going to college for visual arts but moved up to New York after I graduated from college ... ABBI JACOBSON Ho! why dost thou shiver and shake, Gaffer Grey?
And why does thy nose look so blue? THOMAS HOLCROFT As in all his subsequent dealings with France, Ho Chi Minh's demands were a model of modesty. WILFRED BURCHETT [Ben Sherwood, executive producer at Good Morning America , said there was no reason to think Ho had... BEN SHERWOOD It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext. LESLIE WHAT What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up—Ho-... LIBBA BRAY Spazio Spazio spazio, io voglio, tanto spazio per dolcissima muovermi ferita: v... ALDA MERINI It's very good of you--" "No, no, not at all. It's my hobby. Not proposing to people, I d... DOROTHY L. SAYERS Life has its demands from every one of us who live on planet earth. SUNDAY ADELAJA I can understand his frustrations, ... But this is a delicate situation. We don't want to go in ther... JOHN BELL I can understand his frustrations. But this is a delicate situation. We don't want to go in there gu... JOHN BELL We do not have any dealings with Mr. Stanley Ho. There was no application for casino operation or an... EDWARD KING No more of parental rules!We're heading for the snow!Good riddance to those grown up ghouls!We're le... BILL WATTERSON In Hawaii, we have something called Ho'oponopono, where people come together to resolve crises a... DUANE CHAPMAN Kyu ki hm log kosis hi ker sakte hai or ya to aapne suna hi hoga ki kosis kerne waalo ki haar nhi ho... ASHUTOSH CHAUDHARY Riprendo a correre, a tutta velocità. Non ho più paura di nulla. Non ho più paura di nessuno. Non... MAKOTO SHINKAI We're going to end up with an OK, ho-hum weekend, whereas two days ago it was looking like another a... GREG SWEETSER Through leadership of the fight against French colonialism, Ho Chi Minh had made a name for himself ... NGUYEN CAO KY The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. JIM HARRISON But when I came, alas, to wive,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
By swaggering could I nev... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I don't think you're heartless, Mitchell. I just think you're different from me. I take certain thin... NOELLE ADAMS I don't think you're heartless, Mitchell. I just think you're different from me. I take certain thin... NOELLE ADAMS Ques eso? Queso? NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN For years I played the what-if game. Maybe you're acquainted with this pastime. The rules are simple... CRAIG GROESCHEL He came to camp in great condition. When Chan Ho left for the Classic, he looked like he was ready f... BRUCE BOCHY It wasn't a great quarter, but the expectations have gotten so low on J&J that a real ho-hum quarter... BRUCE CRANNA Ho Chi Minh and Vietnam were perfect for Lyndon Johnson: 220 million against 18 million, water buffa... DAVID DOUGLAS DUNCAN La fantasia è un dono di Dio, dissi, perchè ho potuto credere, per un momento, che quelle parole f... JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Ho! stand to your glasses steady!
'Tis all we have left to prize.
A cup to the dead already,-... BARTHOLOMEW DOWLING «Mi prometti che ti comporterai meglio che puoi?» «Si» mi rispose sorridente «Parola di sc... N.R. WALKER Come, we burn daylight, ho!
Nay, that's not so.
I mean, sir, in delay
We waste our light... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Ab is akelepan se is qadr ishq hai mujhe,
gar baatna chahun toh yun mehsoos hota hai
maano jaise moh... HENNA SOHAIL Sollevo il mio calice e bevo un sorso. Se ho imparato qualcosa guardando Scandal è che il vino ross... ALESSIA ESSE Same first name as a president and an obscure comic book character. Half-Jewish. Excellent grammar. ... BECKY ALBERTALLI As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they call pelf,
... ARTHUR HUGH CLOUGH We're developing two engines. These are state-of-the-art, world-class, world-beating engines. These ... ELON MUSK We're going to succeed big or fail big, ... This is not a show that I think that you can just be ho-... VICTORIA PRINCIPAL
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