Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.