Chandler [In response to a stupid comment]: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.

Chandler to Joey:Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely ninteen.

[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters] Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.

We put all the cards out on the table. When we got Chris Chandler, Chris knew he came in to back up Jim Miller. He knew that; he understood it.