[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.

Joey to Ross:Well, if you can’t talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you want to caress my butt.

Chandler to Joey:Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely ninteen.

Chandler [In response to a stupid comment]: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters] Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.