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All good things are cheap: all bad are very dear.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU All good things are cheap: all bad are very dear
HENRY DAVID THOREAU Offensive linemen arent real athletes.
ANTHONY WEAVER Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
OGDEN NASH We buy things that are extraordinarily cheap.
BILL LIPPMAN Sauces or peppers that arent hot, are like books that dont entretain (or vice versa).
JAIME TENORIO VALENZUELA My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
ADAM BRODY The only cheap good thing in life is Love and Nature
PRINCE HOPKINS AMACHREE All things are cheap to the saving, dear to the wasteful
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Telecoms are gaining flow -- they are cheap, have good fundamentals and are liquid.
RENATO VERCESI She is forever buying things because it is so cheap! That's financial suicide.
EDDIE DE JONG We have a bad habit of not being able to do things cheap.
ALAIN WERTHEIMER Trust the young people; trust this generation's innovation. They're making things, changing ...
JACK MA I feel good about taking things to Goodwill and actually, I do like shopping at Goodwill. It's so ch...
APRIL FOILES I do not prize the word "cheap." It is not a badge of honor. It is a symbol of despair. Cheap prices...
WILLIAM MCKINLEY Why waste a perfectly good life and all it has to offer by being cheap!
CARL WHITE China may be one of the last places where you can buy things on the cheap.
CHARLES BRADFORD He is never likely to have a good thing cheap that is afraid to ask a price
PROVERB The three biggest fashion mistakes are cheap suits, shoes, and shirts. Spend your money on something...
DONATELLA VERSACE Immortality is to live your life doing good things, and leaving your mark behind.
BRANDON LEE riley: give me a romantic comedy any day.
rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? KERI ARTHUR Ideas are cheap. Always be passionate about ideas and communicating those ideas and discoveries to o...
CHARLES EAMES It's a good rule of thumb to get cheap seats on flights as early as possible.
PHILIP GEE Everyday we can't connect but good things connected...
HITESH CHORADA People don't care anymore. All they care about is a cheap ticket, a cheap quart of milk, a cheap wha...
GARY BROWN Good things, when short, are twice as good.
TOM STOPPARD The propensity to do good things is a choice.
SHAUN CASSIDY I'm always looking for good things to do.
BILLY DEE WILLIAMS The way people make decisions about cell phones is still about cheap minutes, good coverage at home ...
JULIE ASK He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone.
-fro...
ROBERT JORDAN A home run is a home run and you don't want to give up a cheap one. That definitely wasn't a cheap o...
BILL PLUMMER I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!
JACK MCBRAYER Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if...
SPIKE MILLIGAN My work is all about how we consume. To me it's important to know where things come from. Genera...
CHRISTIEN MEINDERTSMA Actually, it's a pretty good deal. For most people, $25 is a very cheap price to get home hours and ...
RANDY PETERSEN This is not your standard “How to restore” your VW Beetle book. It’s also not a workshop manua...
CHRISTINA ENGELA In life, some good and beautiful things can always come to you from almost nowhere, from almost noth...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Many great opportunities are not cheap; but some cheap opportunities are so great.
IVETA CHERNEVA I was sick and tired of being an English actor who did a lot of American movies because I was cheap ...
DANIEL CRAIG We know that political uncertainties will ultimately work themselves out. It's a very good opportuni...
GREGG HYMOWITZ No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and ch...
JEREMY CLARKSON When something looks cheap, it looks cheap and that is all, and there is no justification for this c...
ILKIN SANTAK This is Nightside," said Deadboy. "We do ten impossible things before breakfast, just fora cheap thr...
SIMON R. GREEN I did some good things as a rookie.
EARL CAMPBELL Good things just keep happening.
BOB EDWARDS Trying hard and being a good person didn't always mean good things would happen to you. But it did m...
LISA GRAFF Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than ...
JILL CONNER BROWNE The stocks are not cheap anymore but there aren't many alternatives out there. Good opportunities ar...
WENDELL PERKINS They've been buying dark fiber for a good five years. It allows them to have such cheap communicati...
JOE KRAUS The rupee becomes cheap [of less value] and is that why man becomes expensive [valuable] and when th...
DADA BHAGWAN Cheaper does not always equal better.
AMBER HURDLE We're not buying Sam's Club condoms,” said Owen. “Their trash bags don't even work.
SARAH DUNN People who are frugal understand the value of a dollar and make informed and thoughtful decisions. P...
FRANK SONNENBERG thoughts are cheap and they don't hurt anybody
MARTHA BROOKS You know what it’s like when you go to IKEA and you can’t believe how cheap everything is, and e...
MARIA SEMPLE Nobody in rich countries wants to face responsibility for the lives of people in poor countries. The...
GREG BAXTER I'm not cheap, I'm thrifty.
KYM WHITLEY It wouldn't be cheap to do. But having an asteroid hit us wouldn't be cheap either.
MICHAEL SHARA cheap, vile stunt.
JOHN ROSE I don't expect the Wachovia (joint venture) to be a big headache going forward. It's not a cheap sto...
ROB HAINES It's tough to get a really cheap Mac. It's easy to get a really cheap Windows machine.
BRIAN COOLEY Cheap editions of great books may be delightful, but cheap editions of great men are absolutely dete...
OSCAR WILDE Sell cheap and tell the truth.
ROSE BLUMKIN Cruelty is easy, cheap and rampant.
BRENé BROWN It's homemade, cheap and readily available.
KAREN TANDY Good things happen to those who hustle.
CHUCK NOLL Good things happen when you meet strangers.
YO-YO MA When you think positive, good things happen.
MATT KEMP Motion comics are just cheap animation. Very cheap animation. And I like animation almost as much as...
DAVE MORRIS They've been buying dark fibre for a good five years. It allows them to have such cheap communicatio...
JOE KRAUS I think good things happen to good people.
BUDDY VALASTRO Talk is cheap; play the game.
JASON PIERRE-PAUL Whatever comes to you in a cheap way will vanish in a cheap way. Be patient and earn it the hard way...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Faith, culture, structure and guidance are good things.
BETHENNY FRANKEL Everywhere in the world, you find good things.
JEAN RENO And, of course, I was singing cheap.
RUTH BROWN It's very cheap and easy to make.
ANTY ZHENG Oatmeal is a cheap and healthy breakfast.
MARCUS SAMUELSSON My biggest problem in my life is I'm cheap and I didn't hire a publicist. In every awkward i...
ROBERT PATTINSON To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else - these are things that confer a ...
MARK TWAIN We are seeing some cheap buying after yesterday's decline which was a bit overdone. Some good U.S. e...
ANTONY MAK Ideas are cheap—what counts is the ability to translate an idea into reality, which is much more d...
JOSH KAUFMAN They've been buying dark fiber for a good five years. It allows them to have
such cheap commun...
JOE KRAUS I don't regret it when i see millions of likes for nasty things and just realizing i have 2 or 3 lik...
THE INSPIRATIONIST Russians really needed a product that would be not as strong as vodka and not as feminine as cheap s...
ROUSTAM TARIKO Cheap little rhymes
A cheap little tune
Are sometimes as dangerous
As a sliver of the...
LANGSTON HUGHES One of the things I'm really good at is procrastinating.
CAMILLA LACKBERG Good things come to those who believe.
KISHAN S CHAUHAN ...good things, important things, should be eternal.
RICK RIORDAN I have had a lot of good things happen, but I've also had a lot of terrible things happen.
RALPH LAUREN Who buys cheap buys dear.
TURKISH PROVERB Cheap pleasures cost a lot.
LESLIE MIKLOSY Talk is cheap, action valuable.
JIM GENOVESE While the acquisition price isn't cheap, we think this is a good move for St. Jude: it adds an entir...
PHIL NALBONE To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else -- these are things that confer a...
MARK TWAIN Walking is cheap, fun, safe and acceptable exercise,
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DON ZEIGLER like cheap whisky ... very nasty and extremely satisfying.
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DANIEL SPITZER Even though these numbers on an absolute basis look cheap, we view it as not being as cheap as it lo...
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