I owe a friend a dozen chickens, and I believe it will be cheaper to send eggs instead, and let them develop on the road.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole life - time, if not asked to lend money

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

We have nine children now half boys and half girls.