A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

We have nine children now half boys and half girls.

Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

I owe a friend a dozen chickens, and I believe it will be cheaper to send eggs instead, and let them develop on the road.