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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.


Mark Twain

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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Good. So you may be dense, but you’re not an idiot.’
‘How can you even talk to me like t...
RICK RIORDAN I don't suppose I could have a whiskey instead of the wine, could I?"
"Whiskey?"
"Yes"
B.A. PARIS Do you suppose she's a wildflower?
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SHIRLEY JACKSON But it's easier to say 'I love you',
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ELVIS COSTELLO I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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FRIENDS Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
GROUCHO MARX I suppose we're making an impact.
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TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE Were it not for frustration and humiliation
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BIBLE If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS Well, I suppose that consequently makes you my favorite nightmare.
KATJA MICHAEL I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it.
But then again, what were you going to do with y...
MARIAN KEYES Why since I am myself subject to birth, ageing, disease, death, sorrows and defilement, do I seek af...
BUDDHA I suppose that now if I ever wrote a play about myself I'd be sued for plagiarism
DOROTHY PARKER I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
MARK TWAIN I suppose you could say that I majored in men and minored in psychology.
EILEEN FORD If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
HORACE MANN If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it
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LACHLAN MCINTOSH I have often thought it was very arrogant to suppose you could make a film for anybody but yourself.
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HARRY YOU I suppose they're like the I.R.S., ... You move once and they never send you your refund check.
PRESTON STURGES We did everything we were suppose to do, except the ball didn't go through the rim.
DANNY LABASAN Suppose within each book there is another book, and within every letter on every page another volume...
HILARY MANTEL Cammell's, I suppose, was a failed career, ... but it was a good deal more interesting than the care...
DAVID THOMSON The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
YASUTANI ROSHI The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there
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