Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

How's things, buddy?" Trey asks after we run through a few finger-warming exercises. I realize this is what people call small talk. I also realize the world would be a better place without it.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

Intimacies between women often go backwards, beginning in revelations and ending in small talk.

I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy.

Women in Hollywood are tiny, but women in soap operas are the tiniest people alive!