In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.

I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.