Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again.

I like children - fried.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard

I'd tell you, but you've never heard their names, and neither have I,

Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.