Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.


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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W.C. FIELDS
Humans are not a commodity, nor is our humanity. Fight to save the lives of those who can not save t...
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There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Fo...
SUZANNE FIELDS
I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food.
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors o...
DOROTHY FIELDS
Fully 57 percent of American college students are women. Life insurance companies sell more policies...
SUZANNE FIELDS
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling b...
DEBBI FIELDS
I have an amazing husband who is a strong man of God. He is very dedicated to me and our family.
KIM FIELDS
Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting...
DEBBI FIELDS
Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.
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American high school students trail teenagers from 14 European and Asian countries in reading, math ...
SUZANNE FIELDS
The Academy Awards ceremony is designed to be without irony, but Chris Rock supplied it anyway with ...
SUZANNE FIELDS
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that y...
DEBBI FIELDS
Gospel music to me has always been a balm for the soul. It has been able to usher in the spirit, ush...
KIM FIELDS
Everybody's looking for the niche to make the difference. Some people think they see the mother ...
SUZANNE FIELDS
Hollywood and the recording industry argue that current law permits the copying of songs and movies,...
SUZANNE FIELDS
The death of Pope John Paul II led many of different faiths and of no faith to acknowledge their deb...
SUZANNE FIELDS
Love is the reason for it all.
DOROTHY FIELDS
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W.C. FIELDS
A good filmmaker with a wonderful cast can weave an illusionary spell that goes well beyond analysis...
SUZANNE FIELDS
We expect hassles when we travel. It's our patriotic duty to grin if possible but bear it nonetheles...
SUZANNE FIELDS
It's easier to make fun of a first lady than for a first lady to have fun. The scrutiny is feroc...
SUZANNE FIELDS
'Facts of Life' was and continues to be a milestone on my journey. But when people act like ...
KIM FIELDS
Women can break down barriers to opportunity, and men, many of them reluctantly, have learned to rel...
SUZANNE FIELDS
I've been asked for years to do a reality show. One of my criteria is that I would be given the ...
KIM FIELDS
Many critics of the Palestinians, especially those in Congress, think the current calm is merely the...
SUZANNE FIELDS
We were making significant progress to realize the goals set some 20 years ago for an arts center th...
MARK FIELDS
It comes down to a lot of bad breaks,
MARK FIELDS
We are still sticking to our objective of hitting the lower end of the milestone.
MARK FIELDS
is known for his marketing expertise, and his skills as a motivator, as he proved in leading the rec...
MARK FIELDS
What you will see is very original in execution, but very Ford at its heart. It starts to fulfill th...
MARK FIELDS
I am pleasantly surprised at the wealth of artistic talent that has had a connection to South Jersey...
MARK FIELDS
Our path is not going to be linear or smooth. It's still early days.
MARK FIELDS
Our path is not going to linear and smooth.
MARK FIELDS
one of our most experienced, capable and proven leaders.
MARK FIELDS
America-bashing is addictive, born of power envy and nurtured by power lust among the weak, the cowa...
SUZANNE FIELDS
The only preparations I made were getting ice, batteries, and canned foods. I also place my lawn fur...
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