Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ

Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

And it was so, as she rode on the ass, that she came down by the covert on the hill, and, behold, David and his men came down against her; and she met them.

And Abigail hasted, and arose and rode upon an ass, with five damsels of hers that went after her; and she went after the messengers of David, and became his wife.

God will forgive me; that's his business.