Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?

We have the hope that it will be before Christmas.

Basically all they have right now is the clothes on their back. All their Christmas stuff was in there. Everything. Looks like the house is going to be totally destroyed. They're not going to have anything left.

God Bless John Kerry. He just cinched this whole nomination. With Senator Kerry, it is Christmas every day.

And so, this Christmas season may our hearts with gladness glow, As we read the blessed story That took place so long ago.