Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it.

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.

Do you believe in fairies? Say quick that you believe. If you believe, clap your hands!

Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing.

Our minister blessed those cans and now they're water,