Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

The White House is the finest prison in the world.

The White House has a secular, humanistic agenda.

There's nothing like white trash at the White House.