Coffee is not for kids [Each line becomes less and less legible; the last line is a scrawl]

Kids don't need to be hyped up on coffee and caffeine.

Kids don't need to be hyped up on coffee and caffeine,

Coffee must be treated gently and smoothed out. I hadn't realised it was so temperamental.

I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.