Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh

My dad is afraid of my laugh.

I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn’t be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian,

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands