Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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I admire all the cross-country skiers from countries where there is no cross-country skiing.
ANDRUS VEERPALU I've always said cross-country skiing is the original extreme winter sport.
ANDY NEWELL For Estonia three gold medals is a great accomplishment. Estonia is a very small country, but cross ...
ANDRUS VEERPALU I have never doped, and will never dope. I don't believe doping belongs in any sport, especially cro...
LEIF ZIMMERMANN In the winter, I enjoy cross-country skiing and raising orchids and amaryllises. If I could grow tro...
DIANE ACKERMAN America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS We are a very small country, so it's a great day for the country.
ANDRUS VEERPALU A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT
DARYNDA JONES Skiing is primarily a recreational sport in this country. Football, you have all these teammates, th...
JEREMY BLOOM If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee
GRAHAM SUMMER It is double tragedy to live in a country with a huge population ,in which her entrepreneurs are onl...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
DAVID CROSS If you live in a free country,
you don't have to support a god damn thing.
JEFFREY FISCHER In cross-country skiing, athletes propel themselves over distances of ten and twenty miles - a physi...
MALCOLM GLADWELL All of life is a foreign country.
JACK KEROUAC The skiing is right there. It's country-ish, but that's biathlon and that's Maine.
BILL LILLY Egypt is not a country we live in but a country that lives within us.
POPE SHENOUDA III You never know what's going to happen. In cross-country it's the entire race.
BILL KAHN My dad was a cross-country truck driver.
JOHN SEARLES Cross-cultural marriage is difficult, especially when one person has to live in another country. But...
IMRAN KHAN This is like a utopia, such a fortunate country, to have all that you have, to live as you live. And...
AMRULLAH SALEH I am ready to double in Commonwealth Games and world cross-country championships if given the chance...
AUGUSTINE CHOGE I just like to compete. Cross country is a lot of fun.
DAN PHILLIPS If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affa...
MARGARET THATCHER When you grow up in the country in France, you have small horizons.
PATRICK DEMARCHELIER I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on telev...
DEMETRI MARTIN If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this ...
CHER If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority ...
CHER But this country is a great country and will always rebound.
JACK SCALIA Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.
SARAH PALIN We're excited. He can help us in cross country for sure.
JOSE LARIOS In 95 percent of the country, it probably works great, and if you use your minutes correctly it's a ...
BILL HARDEKOPF I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA Two sports, cross country skiing and this sport, are two lifetime sports that are not going to kill ...
BOB BERKLEY If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.
ROBERT FROST You can cover a great deal of country in books.
ANDREW LANG You can cover a great deal of country in books
ANDREW LANG You live in a country that makes it harder to raise children than any other country in the world. Yo...
BILL CLINTON Running cross country is the closest man will ever get to flying.
JOSEPH VANDERSTEL If you fall in love with a country and its people, that makes any country warm to you.
JANE BIRKIN The things that happened that day are significant for our country, ... It's like Pearl Harbor Day. I...
BILL METCALF There was no girls' cross-country team at our high school, since cross-country courses were two or t...
GRETCHEN REYNOLDS I think he's the only person who can do it -- unless we get Jesse Jackson, and I think he might be b...
COUNTRY JOE MCDONALD I was there in the '60s and '70s, and there was a lot of bull thrown around about the 'revolution' a...
COUNTRY JOE MCDONALD And so I made the executive decision to cancel.
COUNTRY JOE MCDONALD There was no flexibility in positions.
COUNTRY JOE MCDONALD We have the largest number of freshman out we've ever had, ... It's also the biggest team we've had ...
SHAWN WOODS New Zealand is not a small country but a large village.
PETER JACKSON Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking.
TAO TE CHING Childhood was a fantastic country to live in.
TIM THARP For such a small country, Britain packs in an amazing diversity of landscapes: coastline, lakes, mou...
RORY BREMNER You can do a movie and hope it may be great, but until you have seen it, you don't know. I loved...
WOODY HARRELSON Eventing is way too dangerous. People get killed every year doing cross-country.
CHARLOTTE CASIRAGHI When you grow up as the daughters of George and Laura Bush, you develop a special appreciation for h...
JENNA BUSH If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.
ROBERT FROST Live for your country, die to yourself; live for yourself, die to your country.
ANTHONY LICCIONE America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won...
UNKNOWN We are excited about Beata earning this honor and this is a great way to start off the season, both ...
SCOTT JONES I have great faith in the United States. It's the only country I would ever live in.
HARVEY FIERSTEIN I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Anything can be achieved in small, deliberate steps. But there are times you need
the courage to tak...
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE In the city that the wolf enters, enemies will be close by. An alien force will sack a great country...
NOSTRADAMUS The Senator from Wisconsin cannot frighten me by exclaiming, My country, right or wrong. In one sens...
CARL SCHURZ A dictator in a country is a big threat to the whole humanity; a democrat in a country is a great ho...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN If you work well, the country will be in good order, and it will be a blessing to the country. The c...
BHUMIBOL ADULYADEJ If you have a good track season, it'll lead to a summer with a good dose of training, which will lea...
FELIPE MONTORO You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
WILL ROGERS They're cross country kids that have come through on distance.
BRIAN SIMPSON The trip was supposed to be mostly downhill skiing, but we're three pretty avid cross-country skiers...
ADAM SWANK We've watched three of their games on film. They play in a very good league and finished second. The...
CRAIG SMITH If this country is ever demoralized, it will come from trying to live without work.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN There is nothing wrong with centralizing the budget in Manila. We are such a small country.
MIRIAM DEFENSOR-SANTIAGO You probably choose x-country because you were too small to play football.
STEVE PREFONTAINE Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE I love this country. You can't lie about saying you don't love this country. This country is the bes...
DANIEL DIAZ India is a country in which every great religion finds a home.
ANNIE BESANT Most people live in the city and go to the country at the weekend, and that's posh and aristocratic,...
DAMIEN HIRST He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he cou...
DON MARQUIS Country Reaches Out: An Opry Benefit for the American Red Cross,
ALAN JACKSON We're all separate -- cross-country, biathlon, Nordic combined and ski jumping.
FELIX GOTTWALD Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Aus...
JERRY LAWLER Obviously, I love country music, so I wanna be able to live in the country music genre and then play...
SAM HUNT As cross-country skiers, we tend to be a bit fanatical, because it's our own energy that makes you g...
DEAN GLAZE In many respects, the United States is a great country. Freedom of speech is protected more than in ...
NOAM CHOMSKY It was actually drumming that gave me the stamina to get into sports later. I started playing drums ...
NEIL PEART Pakistan is a free country, so according to me, in a free country, it's every right of the citiz...
QANDEEL BALOCH If you concentrate on small, manageable steps you can cross unimaginable distances.
SHAUN HICK Whether you live in the city or in the country, creating time for a leisurely ramble is an easy thin...
TOM HODGKINSON Ethiopia is such a great country, beautiful place.
FLEA If your dreams are small enough to stay in the country, you'll still have to learn Chinese and creol...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER I tell you, if I was in the same position I was in 1975, trying to leave a communist country and try...
MARTINA NAVRATILOVA The first game was interesting. We had a four-run lead and squandered it, but Daly puts up zeros, De...
MIKE TRAPASSO What is our task? To make Britain a fit country for heroes to live in.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE What is our task? To make Britain a fit country for heroes to live in.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE I would love to make a bunch of country demos and write country songs for really great country singe...
KATHLEEN HANNA I have American friends in France, and when I meet with them, they tell me about everything that is ...
MAELLE GAVET Cross-country and soccer practice coincide. It's the nature of the beast.
BILL KAHN We have enforcement operations every day in this country. If you are in this country legally, you ha...
BARBARA GONZALEZ If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country.
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