Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

I'm not an especially male novelist, but I think men are better at writing about men, and the same is true for women. Reading Saul Bellow is a revelation, but he can't write women. There are exceptions, like Marilynne Robinson's 'Gilead,' but generally, I think it's true.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.