Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long

The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble.

Living with a dog is messy - like living with an idealist

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us

The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret