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Mark Richt

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I'm blessed to get paid well as it is. Usually, these types of things take time. Time is more precio...
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We kept our poise. We stayed united. No finger pointing when bad things happened.
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So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a prie...
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They're very dedicated to us, and we're very dedicated to them.
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If you're dedicated to another organization, you could be dedicated to the Nubian .
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I have been improving every meet. I want to keep improving.
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He was dedicated to prayers for peace, and he was dedicated to working for peace.
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When in Rome, live as the Romans do: when elsewhere, live as they live elsewhere.
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We aim above the mark to hit the mark.
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We dedicated this to Tim.
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When I solve myself, I fix my world.
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It was a great comeback. We are improving.
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When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere.
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Be an initiator of change. Keep improving... To change is to improve; to become excellent is to keep...
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Its dedicated Ethernet. The POPs are held together by native, Layer 2, dedicated Ethernet.
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Everybody is improving but I am improving slowly, which seemingly widens our distance.
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elsewhere, not at America's memorial.
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There is a world elsewhere.
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This man is a dedicated husband, he is dedicated to his wife, he is dedicated to his daughters, ... ...
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We're going to set up our upwind mark and our downwind mark.
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The threat conditions in Aden were better than elsewhere,
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We have a very aggressive fundraising schedule in Montana and elsewhere in 2006.
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This has to be replicated elsewhere. We'll see what the results of those studies are.
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Companies will buy the widgets elsewhere.
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It's awesome. We're dedicated to this country,
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Here lies a nuisance dedicated to sanity.
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still dedicated to striking the U.S. homeland.
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Here lies a nuisance dedicated to sanity.
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is dedicated to doing the right thing.
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George Pataki's mind is clearly elsewhere.
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Elsewhere it's not seen, but implied.
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She dedicated herself to hockey. And it shows.
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The theater is dedicated to producing Midwestern plays.
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I'm not so inclined now to look elsewhere for a building.
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These are important stories to tell, ... Elsewhere, not at America’s memorial.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE!
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Elsewhere, the number of fires is alarming.
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We can predict this fight happening elsewhere.
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Insecurity of the spirit demands completeness elsewhere.
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The acquisition climate appears to be slowly improving.
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I have to keep improving myself. That's why I'm out here busting my butt.
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A weakness is only a weakness if you do nothing to improve it.
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to support the causes to which he dedicated his life.
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I think he is certainly dedicated to the organization,
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They will receive the vouchers to maintain affordable living there or elsewhere.
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Say the report is exaggerated.
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As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN
As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL
I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK