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Rick Riordan

Rick Riordan

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He'd heard about people who ascended too quickly and developed nitrogen bubbles in their blood. Leo wanted to avoid carbonated blood.
— Rick Riordan
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Never mind," Leo said. "I'm pretty sure pi is, uh, 3.1415 blah blah blah. The number goes on forever, but the sphere has only five rings, so that should be enough, if I'm right."
"And if you're not?" Frank asked.
"Well, then, Leo fall down, go boom. Let's find out!
— Rick Riordan
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I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez
— Rick Riordan
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Yeah! Bring it on lake!" -Coach Gleeson Hedge
— Rick Riordan
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Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!”
“Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak.
— Rick Riordan
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