I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez


Rick Riordan

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He forced his fists to unclench. "Look, lady, we're not going to go all Hunger Games on each other. ...
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I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.
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It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you...
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Leo didn't usually think of the ukulele as a sad instrument. (Pathetic, sure. But not sad.) Yet the ...
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At the ed of the hall stood a walnut door with a bronze plaque:

ASCLEPIUS

MD...
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Will they cower?' Kym asked.

'Tons of cowering! Plus your name in the summer programme. A...
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The eidolons started pounding on the door.
'Who is it?' Leo called.
'Valdez!'
'Vald...
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I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies l...
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Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Per...
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Leo: “I can’t believe I thought you were hot.”
Khione’s face turned red. “Hot? You d...
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Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.
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I figure the world is basically a machine. I don't know who made it, if it was the Fates, or the god...
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Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of the sadness.
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She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the po...
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Want to hit Leo?
That is understandable
Hunk muffin earned it
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We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez i...
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You can keep watch, in case – you know, the lake decides to attack us or something." - Leo Valdez
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He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had ...
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You can’t burn me.
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Leo dropped into the pool and approched the cage. "Hola, Tia. Little bit of trouble?"
She [Hera...
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All da cows love Leo.
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The way Leo figured it, he spent more time crashing than he did flying. If there was a rewards card ...
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I didn't answer, but, please—nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are qui...
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No!" Leo yelled.
"Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor.
"Piper!" Jason cried.
"Monke...
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Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
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Leo’s voice boomed over the loudspeaker: ‘SURRENDER! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ONE SPANKING HOT WAR ...
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I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew...
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Thunder boomed overhead. Lightning flashed, and the bars on the nearest window burst into sizzling, ...
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The first time Calypso came to check on [Leo], it was to complain about the noise.
“Smoke and...
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You’re that lady,” Leo said. “The one who was named after Caribbean music.”
Her eyes gl...
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Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas—”
“Enceladus,” Piper corrected...
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Hey.” [Leo] squeezed her hand, though Hazel sensed nothing romantic in the gesture. “Machines ar...
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It's mechanical," Leo said. "Maybe a doorway to the dwarfs' secret lair?"
"Ooooo!" shrieked a ...
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I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon.

~Carter Ka...
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Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, "Hippo!" Which I thought was a little late.

~Carter Kane
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If I were a flowerpot, I would've checked my hair.

~Carter Kane
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I think being a little nuts is helpful.
CARTER BURWELL
Composers shouldn't think too much -- it interferes with their plagiarism.
HOWARD DIETZ
Composers shouldn't think too much - it interferes with their plagiarism.
HOWARD DIETZ
Composers shouldn't think too much it interferes with their plagiarism
HOWARD DIETZ
He hated being filled with terror. It was embarrassing.
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He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth a...
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This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Repair boy." RICK RIORDAN
[Jason] faltered when he looked at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes with an air pencil.
“G...
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She grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, which effectively shut him up.
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Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so ...
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Valdez," said Coach Hedge with surprising gentleness. "Let me take the wheel. You've been steering f...
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I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:
a) The dark
b) Cold shivers up your s...
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Live fully and without fear
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APOLLO'S DAILY MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH

"You are gorgeous and people love you!
RICK RIORDAN
Composers shouldn't think too much - it interferes with their plagiarism.
HOWARD DIETZ
Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do wi...
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She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a...
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Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a tot...
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Why are we being chased by evil espresso drinks?!
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Leo!” Jason was shaking his shoulder. “Hey, man, why are you hugging Nike?”
Leo’s eyes ...
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When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.”
“Mussoli...
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Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
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As his raft skimmed over the water, taking him back to the mortal world, he understood a line from t...
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He'd heard about people who ascended too quickly and developed nitrogen bubbles in their blood. Leo ...
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I'm coming back for you Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear on the river Styx.
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The bureaucracy is not great. I don't think Rick Santorum who is not one for being a big propone...
HAROLD FORD, JR.
There are too many of them." Reyna wondered bitterly how many times she'd said that in her demigod c...
RICK RIORDAN
So you can't live in Manhattan?' she asked.
Amos's brow furrowed as he looked across at the Emp...
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I think everybody's nuts.
JOHNNY DEPP
Perish discretion when it interferes with duty
HANNAH MOORE
Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evi...
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Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the...
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Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers ...
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This is the Valdezinator, of course!’ He puffed out his chest. ‘It works by, um, translating you...
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Then there was Nico di Angelo. Dang, that kid gave Leo the freaky-deakies. He sat back in his leathe...
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Too bad Jason wasn’t a metal automaton. At least then Leo would have some idea of how to help his ...
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I tried to help you make better choices. You could have saved yourself. But you defied me at ever...
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Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Ye...
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Like the zodiac sign?' Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'
'No, stupid,' Leo said, 'I'm a Leo. You're a P...
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Correct." Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. "My people were the original Athen...
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I think everybody's nuts.
JOHNNY DEPP
Depart from discretion when it interferes with duty.
HANNAH MORE
The way Leo figured it, he spent more time crashing than he did flying. If there were a rewards card...
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Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.'...
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Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!
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The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's...
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Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters."
Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they'r...
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I've talked to Rick Causey, and he does not have the willful, knowing, intentional state of mind it ...
MICHAEL RAMSEY
interferes with practice.
BO SCHEMBECHLER
Be best version of yourself.Follow your dreams.Treat others with respect.Celebrate tour success & be...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Commitment is a curse if it interferes with righteousness.
AMIT KALANTRI
The idea of a Being who interferes with the sequence of events in the world is absolutely impossible
ALBERT EINSTEIN
The guy is nuts. I am not involved with him.
EVEL KNIEVEL
Oh, by the way…” Jason glanced at Percy. “I resigned my office, gave Frank a field promotion t...
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[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' RICK RIORDAN This is the Propylon." He waved toward a stone path lined with crumbling columns. "One of the main g...
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Never mind," Leo said. "I'm pretty sure pi is, uh, 3.1415 blah blah blah. The number goes on forever...
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– Exact, répondit Cécrops avec amertume, comme s’il regrettait ses décisions. Mes sujets éta...
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Knowledge is terrible; it interferes with doing things my way.
JIM GENOVESE
Some people think it's too long, but if you have been a target of a bid, it interferes with your eve...
LUCIEN THIEL
I think [Temple] went in the direction of somebody with more experience. Rick will get his opportuni...
AARON MCKIE
We're going to have to use the word million in the plural, but with that being said, we're not going...
JASON STANFORD
Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in ...
RICK RIORDAN
Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after ...
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It's not easy. I got lots of rejections when I first started out. If you want to write, you have...
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All of my characters tend to be montages of different people I've met: little bits and pieces of...
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I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:
a) The dark
b) Cold shivers up your s...
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Technically, even on inspection, it was against camp rules for two campers of the opposite sex to be...
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Annabeth:My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris.
Percy: the ...
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Correct." Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. "My people were the original Athen...
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Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you?”
His hair was grease...
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He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…
“Okay,�...
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Save yourselves!” Percy warned. “It is too late for us!”
Then he gasped and pointed to th...
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Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.
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I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies l...
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Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies
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Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evi...
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I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people in...
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Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drin...
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On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to...
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Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!
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Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn...
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Um," Grover said. "Percy?"
"Yeah?"
"I thought you'd want to know."
"Yeah?"
"Cerb...
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Oh, come on!’ Percy complained. ‘I get a little nosebleed and I wake up the entire earth? That�...
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You can keep watch, in case – you know, the lake decides to attack us or something." - Leo Valdez
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He hated being filled with terror. It was embarrassing.
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Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally emba...
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I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Wes...
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Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I me...
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I wanted to argue but I found I couldn't. Athena was pretty darn smart.
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There is always a way for those clever enough to find it.
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When Athena falls in love, it's purely intellectual. It's a meeting of minds. The purest kind of lov...
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Headache!" Zeus bellowed. "Bad. bad headache!"
As if to prove his point, the lord of the univer...
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your loved ones have been used to lure you into Kronos's traps. Your fatal flaw is personal loyalty ...
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Wisdom's daughter walks alone.
That didn't just mean without other people, Annabeth realized. I...
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The most dangerous flaws are those which are good in moderation," she said. "Evil is easy to fight. ...
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People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't e...
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Athena stood in the middle of the road with her arms crossed and a look on her face that made me thi...
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Athena called, "Annabeth Chase, my own daughter."
Annabeth squeezed my arm, then walked forward...
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I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, ...
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She studied me with concern. She touched the new streak of gray in my hair that matched hers exactly...
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There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it.
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The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never...
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Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you ...
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Annabeth gripped the hilt of her dagger. “A bounty on our heads . . . as if we didn’t attract en...
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The cord, a familiar voice said. Remember your lifeline, dummy!
Suddenly there was a tug in my ...
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You sneaked into my cabin?”
Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two ...
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I learned a long time ago: Never bet against Annabeth.
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Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge."
We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of c...
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And,” Annabeth continued, “it reminds me how long we’ve known each other. We were twelve RICK RIORDAN He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth a...
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I could have killed you.”
“Or I could have killed you,” Percy said.
Jason shrugged....
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I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? Yo...
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Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward ten feet into the wa...
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This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
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You drool when you sleep.
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Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned fr...
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I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervou...
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Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"

I don't hate you."

Could've foole...
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Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the...
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It's okay,” he said. “We're together.” He didn't say you're okay, or we're alive...
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Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swingi...
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She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"

You'd probably ki...
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Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
"Y...
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Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

"It only works on wild animals....
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Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?
Annabeth: Come back alive,...
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You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
"Not even a little bit." I showed him that I ...
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What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. B...
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The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They w...
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A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He...
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Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick yo...
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Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apoll...
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Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderf...
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It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
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I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"Bu...
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My name is Percy Jackson.
I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding stude...
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Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons...
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Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really."
Her...
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It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inv...
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Like water leaking through a dam," said Piper.
"Yeah," smiled Percy. "We've got a dam hole." RICK RIORDAN
I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mor...
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A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.
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Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as fa...
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I said hello to the poodle.
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Nico, you can do this," Jason said. "It might be embarrassing, but it's for the scepter."

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Love is on every side, Cupid said. And no one's side. Don't ask what Love can do for you.<...
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Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank,...
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Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy cliff in Maine, Percy Jackson...
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You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats th...
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Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
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The real world is where the monsters are.
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It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
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We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.
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Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of h...
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The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human b...
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She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in her hands was an umbre...
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Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”
“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”...
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Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
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She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a...
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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
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Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge fin...
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Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a tot...
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Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so...
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Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of wha...
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Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we ...
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He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank...
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Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the ...
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Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in ...
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Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a ...
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Juno: "All roads lead there child. You should know that."
Percy: "Detention?
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They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a littl...
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Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decid...
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That's because we keep weapons in the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time m...
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Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy ...
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Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after ...
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You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mea...
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Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hu...
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They're Lares. House gods."
"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but large...
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I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.
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This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Repair boy." RICK RIORDAN
Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He sla...
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Percy scowled. "I-I know you."
Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
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Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and g...
RICK RIORDAN
Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

He slung his M16 onto his bac...
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There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your ...
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Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "W...
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Hey!" said the guy in the video. "Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is...
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Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
RICK RIORDAN
Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." RICK RIORDAN
Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Je...
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Hera, do not dare take credit! You have caused at least as many problems as you fixed!
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He wondered if...his dad, Zeus, would write him a note: “Please excuse Jason from eternal damnatio...
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Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of th...
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Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning
bolts t...
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If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
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Thalia blushed. "Hi, Lord Apollo."

Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be...
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The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”

The satyrs fell over...
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My faithful companion, Zoe Nightshade, has passed into the stars. I must have a new lieutenant. And ...
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Wait just a minute," Ares growled. He pointed at Thalia and me. "These two are dangerous. It'd be mu...
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But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"

Chiron and Grover glanced nervously ...
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Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their paren...
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Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done w...
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I looked at Thalia. "You're afraid of heights."

Now that we were safely down the mountain...
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Doesn't miss many meals, does he?" Zeus muttered. "Tyson, for your bravery in the war, and for leadi...
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The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesita...
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As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to ...
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It's just Annabeth mom jeez!
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Хей! - извика Гроувър. - Тя май припадна!
- Гррр! - обади...
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Той ме погледна тъжно, сякаш мислеше какви цветя да изб...
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Синдром на Дефицит на Вниманието (СДВ)
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You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.
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then things got even stranger.
Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute befo...
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There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties...
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Apollo?” I guessed…
He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
...
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Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go horribly wrong. But he also kn...
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Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an ey...
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Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control tr...
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Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!
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In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame ...
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THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused t...
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Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
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Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.
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If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.
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She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.
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A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It ...
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Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers ...
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Humans see what they want to see.
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Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world.
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Then she did something so unexpected Nico would later think he dreamed it. She walked up to Nico, wh...
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You will suffer, son of Hades!’
What else is new? Nico thought.
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This is so cool!" Nico said, jumping up and down in the driver's seat. "Is this really the sun? I th...
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Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea.
If I'd known what was coming, I would've called i...
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I had a crush on Percy," Nico spat. "That's the truth. That's the big secret.
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For a long time,’ Nico said, ‘I had a crush on you. I just wanted you to know.’ Percy looked a...
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He turned, registering a face with blond hair, and for a split second he thought it was Will Solace....
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Good. So you may be dense, but you’re not an idiot.’
‘How can you even talk to me like t...
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Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?"

He shrugged. "Techn...
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Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.
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With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile....
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Because I know you, Percy Jackson. In many ways, you are impulsive, but when it comes to your friend...
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Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wro...
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What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apol...
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Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind...
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Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.
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I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue pla...
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Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand...
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Don't you ever feel like, what if the world really IS messed up? What if we COULD Do it all over aga...
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She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doin...
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The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.
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How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big ...
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Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between...
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Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs a...
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Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
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I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster."

End of discussion.The Tita...
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We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez i...
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Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.
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Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy mountain cliff in Maine, Perc...
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You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!
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Nico, I've seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.
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Annabeth?” Percy said again. “You’re planning something. You’ve got that I’m-planning-s...
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Love is no game! It is no flowery softness! It is hard work- It demands everything from you- especia...
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