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Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma."
Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah... yes. John Green."
"Jason Grace."
"Whatever," the god said.


Rick Riordan

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Come, God --
Bromius, Bacchus, Dionysus --
burst into life, burst
into being, be a ...
EURIPIDES Did someone just call me the wine dude?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, pleas...
RICK RIORDAN The pinecone is a fearsome tool of destruction!

-Bacchus
RICK RIORDAN Lady Katsa, is it?"
"Yes, Lord Prince."
"I've heard you have one eye green as the Middlun...
KRISTIN CASHORE Drink, drink! Bacchus is the enemy of Venus.

"From The Diary Of An Orange Tree
HANNS HEINZ EWERS Missing you,
I missed a part of me
I shared with you
that’s now gone.

M...
KAMAND KOJOURI -Do you want me to leave?
-Yes
-Do you want me to stay?
-Yes
-Do you love me? MALAK EL HALABI So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of his departure drew near--

Ah," s...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY Poseidon raised his eyebrows as they shook hands. “Blowfish, did you say?”

"Ah, no. B...
RICK RIORDAN I shot him an unimpressed look. “Do you really think you’ll win me over by having sex with me?�...
KARINA HALLE You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these day...
RICK RIORDAN Who am I, that you should love me?"
"You are My Queen," said Eugenides. She sat perfectly still...
MEGAN WHALEN TURNER So Jason, in England, do you eat these ‘Farmer burgers?’” Wong Tong asked.
“Farmer burg...
MARK A. COOPER Silverfish looked down.
"Oh. Are you a dwarf?"
Cuddy gave him a blank stare.
"Are you...
TERRY PRATCHETT ....LondonLane: I’m sure I don’t remember everything. I remember the future the way you remember...
CAT PATRICK Listen to me. When a man wakes, he wakes wanting. He wakes hard and rude and aching with need.” He...
TESSA DARE Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry ...
J.K. ROWLING Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?"

"Ah. The Sur...
SARAH J. MAAS Maybe...you'll fall in love with me all over again."
"Hell," I said, "I love you enough now. Wh...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?"
"Ah. The Suriel to...
SARAH J. MAAS God, he’s such a cocky, arrogant bastard at times.
And I totally fancy him.
No I don�...
SAMANTHA TOWLE Jason muttered "And I saw something...Really terrible."
"That was Hera," Thalia grumbled, "Her ...
RICK RIORDAN I said uselessly, "Sam, don't go."

Sam cupped my face in his hands and looked me in the e...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Knock! knock!
who's there?
me!
me who?
that's right?
what's right?
mee...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Dad?" Jesus asked.
"Yes son?" God replied.
"Why does man have so many religions?" Jesus as...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Dad?" Jesus asked.
"Yes, son?" God replied.
"Do we look like man or does he look like us?"...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court."
"Well, I'm not, he dumped me." HOLLY BLACK Dad?" Jesus asked.
"Yes, son?" God asked.
"Why do people get sick?" Jesus asked.
"Whe...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Things people say to depressives that they don’t say in other life-threatening situations:
MATT HAIG Dad?" Jesus asked.
"Yes, son?" God replied.
"Why do birds sing?" Jesus asked.
"Birds ...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Basch: So why don't you ask her out?

The Runt: I'm scared she wouldn't like me and say no...
SAMUEL SHEM Do you know a cure for me?"

"Why yes," he said, "I know a cure for everything. Salt water...
KAREN BLIXEN Oak, granite,
Lilies by the road,
Remember me?
I remember you.
Clouds brushing GAIL CARSON LEVINE Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something.

Hazel Grace, tell me I hav...
JOHN GREEN Juliette,” he says.

“Yes?”

I can hear him breathing.

“Thank...
TAHEREH MAFI Darling,
do you remember
the man you married?
Touch me,
remind me who I am.
STANLEY KUNITZ Ah forever!" I said. "I have such a love of that word, forever."
"Yes, it is a timeless word," ...
ANNE RICE Are you all right?” he asked Olivia. His heart was still racing with terror that she’d been hurt...
JULIA QUINN We are both preachers. He preached the teaching of Jesus Christ, and I preached my philosophy.
...
KHALIL AL-SAKAKINI My prayer for you:
Know the Lord in greater depth.
Abide in the presence of God.
Live...
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Pierrot. How . . . odd for you. You’re much more the Harlequin, I should think.’’
‘‘I...
RACHEL CAINE Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do wi...
RICK RIORDAN You don't have to do this."
"I think I do," Julian said. "I remember making a vow to that affec...
CASSANDRA CLARE And recite to them the news of Abraham
When he said to his father and his people: What do you ...
QURAN He was without any comforts of God — no feeling that God loved him — no
feeling that God pi...
ROBERT MURRAY MCCHEYNE Dad?" Jesus asked.
"Yes, son?" God replied.
"What came before colors?" Jesus asked.
"...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Will’s voice dropped. “Everyone makes mistakes, Jem.”
“Yes,” said Jem. “You just ma...
CASSANDRA CLARE Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said.
"Okay."
"One, are you sitting dow...
DARYNDA JONES DON PEDRO
Come, lady, come; you have lost the heart of Signior Benedick.

BEATRICE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I called Grace right before I went into the diner. Actually, I called Sam, but Grace answered his ph...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Don’t cry for me, Grace. I’m not worth it. (Julian)
Yes you are! (Grace)
You are my sa...
SHERRILYN KENYON Do you remember what we just did? Please tell me you remember what we just did."

She brie...
DIANNA HARDY I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her."
The traffic warden frowned. "H...
DEREK LANDY Do you know a cure for me?
Why yes, he said, I know a cure for everything. Salt water.
Salt w...
ISAK DINESEN This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all
the run...
KRESLEY COLE I am no king, and I am no lord,
And I am no soldier at-arms," said he.
"I'm none but a har...
PETER S. BEAGLE Where are Sam and Grace?"

"Ringo left in his car a few hours ago. He must've taken Grace...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER This is crap," Shaun said, withdrawing his arm.

"Right," I agreed.

"Absolutel...
MIRA GRANT Are you going to be nice to me now?"

"I'm always nice to you." Sure. Law ground his chin ...
JEZ MORROW The story goes that a public sinner was excommunicated and forbidden entry to the church. He took hi...
BRENNAN MANNING What would you do if I died?
If you died I would want to die too.
So you could be with me?...
CORMAC MCCARTHY Ah, yes! I wrote the 'Purple Cow'
I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow, FRANK GELETT BURGESS When I got out of the movie, I had four text messages from Augustus.

Tell me my copy is m...
JOHN GREEN It's Simon, he's missing."


Ahh." said Magnus delicately "Missing what exactly?"
CASSANDRA CLARE Do you have a Wish?' he asked, referring to this organization, The Genie Foundation, which is in the...
JOHN GREEN what do you miss
do they miss you
when they're around
do they support your peace
R.H. SIN She gave his hand a small squeeze. "Jason, if we're going to try this then I'd like to
take thi...
R.L. MATHEWSON Still hiding, Cupid said, smashing another skeleton to pieces. You do not have the strengt...
RICK RIORDAN You look wonderful", Jason said.
"No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the linger...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON You should go order a sweet roll. Those are to die for. And a carne adovada burrito."
DARYNDA JONES "The Lesson":

Yes, my fretting,
Frowning child,
I could cross
The room to y...
CAROL LYNN PEARSON Frank, how did you do that?" Jason yelled.

Frank's head swam with pain. He forced himself...
RICK RIORDAN And who are you, the proud Lord said
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different co...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN That is one fine female, true?" V said.

There was a low, affirmative grumble.

...
J.R. WARD How do we get there? How did you get here, by the way?' [Will asked].

He heard Halt's dee...
JOHN FLANAGAN My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".
Poseidon took it as...
RICK RIORDAN While Leo fussed over his helm controls, Hazel and Frank relayed the story of the fish-centaurs and ...
RICK RIORDAN What will you do now?'

I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer a...
DAVID GEMMELL He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Okay, would you like pizza?"
"I don't think you des...
MELINA MARCHETTA Whatever happened to the dragon?"

I mustered my primmest tone. "He has a name, you know."...
RICHELLE MEAD What I do when it distresses me that there's something I can't remember, is. Are you listening?
ALI SMITH Can I ask you something?" you said. "How did you ever survive that scandal?"

She said, "I...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN Oh, he's not like that," said Favonius.

Jason flinched. "You can read my mind?"

RICK RIORDAN Where is he? Bridgerton!" he bellowed.
Three chestnut heads swiveled in his direction. Simon st...
JULIA QUINN Nico, you can do this," Jason said. "It might be embarrassing, but it's for the scepter."

RICK RIORDAN Upon my word," said Dantes, "you make me shudder. Is the world filled with tigers and crocodiles?" <...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS I thought you told me you loved stories Have you ever heard a story of an adventurer with a sane pla...
SABAA TAHIR Are you afraid?"

"Yes."

"Energy never stops, remember. It just changes forms."...
AMIE KAUFMAN I know
you deserve better than me. You think I don’t know that? But
if there was any w...
JAMIE MCGUIRE Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?'

'Yes,' said Harry.

'You ca...
J.K. ROWLING Have dinner with me tonight?” Day asked his voice full of emotion.

“Yes,” God answe...
A.E. VIA See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do
now.”
“Wow,” Lauren...
PRISCILLA GLENN Witches are naturally nosy,” said Miss Tick, standing up. “Well, I must go. I hope we shall meet...
TERRY PRATCHETT Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'

Ellen: 'No, not unless y...
ELLEN DEGENERES Dad!" Jesus yelled.
"Yes, son," God said.
"That star's light just went out," Jesus told hi...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Do me a favor, Ro,” Day said calmly.

“What’s that?” Ronowski peeked around Johnso...
A.E. VIA He leaned against the window, and the gilded frame came into sharp focus. “Do you think it would b...
LEIGH BARDUGO "Conversation"

God and I in space alone . . .
and nobody else in view . . .
"And wh...
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX Mr. Bradford," she said. "I'm not going to propose to you."

The twinkle in Mr. Bradford's...
HEATHER DIXON If You Forget Me

I want you to know
one thing.

You know how this is:
PABLO NERUDA

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“Okay,�...
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RICK RIORDAN Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
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"That's not what I me...
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RICK RIORDAN your loved ones have been used to lure you into Kronos's traps. Your fatal flaw is personal loyalty ...
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RICK RIORDAN People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't e...
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Annabeth squeezed my arm, then walked forward...
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RICK RIORDAN Annabeth gripped the hilt of her dagger. “A bounty on our heads . . . as if we didn’t attract en...
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Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two ...
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We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of c...
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RICK RIORDAN I could have killed you.”
“Or I could have killed you,” Percy said.
Jason shrugged....
RICK RIORDAN I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? Yo...
RICK RIORDAN Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward ten feet into the wa...
RICK RIORDAN This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
RICK RIORDAN You drool when you sleep.
RICK RIORDAN Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned fr...
RICK RIORDAN I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervou...
RICK RIORDAN Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"

I don't hate you."

Could've foole...
RICK RIORDAN Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the...
RICK RIORDAN It's okay,” he said. “We're together.” He didn't say you're okay, or we're alive...
RICK RIORDAN Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swingi...
RICK RIORDAN She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"

You'd probably ki...
RICK RIORDAN Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
"Y...
RICK RIORDAN Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

"It only works on wild animals....
RICK RIORDAN Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?
Annabeth: Come back alive,...
RICK RIORDAN You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
"Not even a little bit." I showed him that I ...
RICK RIORDAN What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. B...
RICK RIORDAN The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They w...
RICK RIORDAN A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He...
RICK RIORDAN Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick yo...
RICK RIORDAN Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apoll...
RICK RIORDAN Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderf...
RICK RIORDAN It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
RICK RIORDAN Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
RICK RIORDAN I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"Bu...
RICK RIORDAN My name is Percy Jackson.
I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding stude...
RICK RIORDAN Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons...
RICK RIORDAN Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really."
Her...
RICK RIORDAN It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inv...
RICK RIORDAN Like water leaking through a dam," said Piper.
"Yeah," smiled Percy. "We've got a dam hole." RICK RIORDAN I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mor...
RICK RIORDAN A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.
RICK RIORDAN Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as fa...
RICK RIORDAN I said hello to the poodle.
RICK RIORDAN Nico, you can do this," Jason said. "It might be embarrassing, but it's for the scepter."

RICK RIORDAN Love is on every side, Cupid said. And no one's side. Don't ask what Love can do for you.<...
RICK RIORDAN Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank,...
RICK RIORDAN Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy cliff in Maine, Percy Jackson...
RICK RIORDAN You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats th...
RICK RIORDAN Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
RICK RIORDAN The real world is where the monsters are.
RICK RIORDAN It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
RICK RIORDAN I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
RICK RIORDAN We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.
RICK RIORDAN Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of h...
RICK RIORDAN The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human b...
RICK RIORDAN She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in her hands was an umbre...
RICK RIORDAN Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”
“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”...
RICK RIORDAN Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
RICK RIORDAN She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a...
RICK RIORDAN Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
RICK RIORDAN Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge fin...
RICK RIORDAN Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a tot...
RICK RIORDAN Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so...
RICK RIORDAN Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of wha...
RICK RIORDAN Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we ...
RICK RIORDAN He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank...
RICK RIORDAN Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the ...
RICK RIORDAN Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in ...
RICK RIORDAN Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a ...
RICK RIORDAN Juno: "All roads lead there child. You should know that."
Percy: "Detention?
RICK RIORDAN They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a littl...
RICK RIORDAN Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decid...
RICK RIORDAN That's because we keep weapons in the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time m...
RICK RIORDAN Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy ...
RICK RIORDAN Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after ...
RICK RIORDAN You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mea...
RICK RIORDAN Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hu...
RICK RIORDAN They're Lares. House gods."
"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but large...
RICK RIORDAN I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.
RICK RIORDAN This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Repair boy." RICK RIORDAN Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He sla...
RICK RIORDAN Percy scowled. "I-I know you."
Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and g...
RICK RIORDAN Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

He slung his M16 onto his bac...
RICK RIORDAN There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your ...
RICK RIORDAN Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "W...
RICK RIORDAN Hey!" said the guy in the video. "Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is...
RICK RIORDAN Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
RICK RIORDAN Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." RICK RIORDAN Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Je...
RICK RIORDAN Hera, do not dare take credit! You have caused at least as many problems as you fixed!
RICK RIORDAN He wondered if...his dad, Zeus, would write him a note: “Please excuse Jason from eternal damnatio...
RICK RIORDAN Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of th...
RICK RIORDAN Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning
bolts t...
RICK RIORDAN If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
RICK RIORDAN Thalia blushed. "Hi, Lord Apollo."

Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be...
RICK RIORDAN The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”

The satyrs fell over...
RICK RIORDAN My faithful companion, Zoe Nightshade, has passed into the stars. I must have a new lieutenant. And ...
RICK RIORDAN Wait just a minute," Ares growled. He pointed at Thalia and me. "These two are dangerous. It'd be mu...
RICK RIORDAN But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"

Chiron and Grover glanced nervously ...
RICK RIORDAN Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their paren...
RICK RIORDAN Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done w...
RICK RIORDAN I looked at Thalia. "You're afraid of heights."

Now that we were safely down the mountain...
RICK RIORDAN Doesn't miss many meals, does he?" Zeus muttered. "Tyson, for your bravery in the war, and for leadi...
RICK RIORDAN The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesita...
RICK RIORDAN As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to ...
RICK RIORDAN It's just Annabeth mom jeez!
RICK RIORDAN Хей! - извика Гроувър. - Тя май припадна!
- Гррр! - обади...
RICK RIORDAN Той ме погледна тъжно, сякаш мислеше какви цветя да изб...
RICK RIORDAN Синдром на Дефицит на Вниманието (СДВ)
RICK RIORDAN You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.
RICK RIORDAN then things got even stranger.
Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute befo...
RICK RIORDAN There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties...
RICK RIORDAN Apollo?” I guessed…
He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
...
RICK RIORDAN Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go horribly wrong. But he also kn...
RICK RIORDAN Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an ey...
RICK RIORDAN Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control tr...
RICK RIORDAN Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!
RICK RIORDAN In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame ...
RICK RIORDAN THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused t...
RICK RIORDAN Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
RICK RIORDAN Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.
RICK RIORDAN If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.
RICK RIORDAN She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.
RICK RIORDAN A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It ...
RICK RIORDAN Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers ...
RICK RIORDAN Humans see what they want to see.
RICK RIORDAN Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world.
RICK RIORDAN Then she did something so unexpected Nico would later think he dreamed it. She walked up to Nico, wh...
RICK RIORDAN You will suffer, son of Hades!’
What else is new? Nico thought.
RICK RIORDAN This is so cool!" Nico said, jumping up and down in the driver's seat. "Is this really the sun? I th...
RICK RIORDAN Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea.
If I'd known what was coming, I would've called i...
RICK RIORDAN I had a crush on Percy," Nico spat. "That's the truth. That's the big secret.
RICK RIORDAN For a long time,’ Nico said, ‘I had a crush on you. I just wanted you to know.’ Percy looked a...
RICK RIORDAN He turned, registering a face with blond hair, and for a split second he thought it was Will Solace....
RICK RIORDAN Good. So you may be dense, but you’re not an idiot.’
‘How can you even talk to me like t...
RICK RIORDAN Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?"

He shrugged. "Techn...
RICK RIORDAN Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.
RICK RIORDAN With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
RICK RIORDAN Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile....
RICK RIORDAN Because I know you, Percy Jackson. In many ways, you are impulsive, but when it comes to your friend...
RICK RIORDAN Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wro...
RICK RIORDAN What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apol...
RICK RIORDAN Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind...
RICK RIORDAN Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.
RICK RIORDAN I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue pla...
RICK RIORDAN Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand...
RICK RIORDAN Don't you ever feel like, what if the world really IS messed up? What if we COULD Do it all over aga...
RICK RIORDAN She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doin...
RICK RIORDAN The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.
RICK RIORDAN How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big ...
RICK RIORDAN Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between...
RICK RIORDAN Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs a...
RICK RIORDAN Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
RICK RIORDAN I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster."

End of discussion.The Tita...
RICK RIORDAN We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez i...
RICK RIORDAN Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.
RICK RIORDAN Images flashed through his mind. He saw Nico and his sister on a snowy mountain cliff in Maine, Perc...
RICK RIORDAN You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!
RICK RIORDAN Nico, I've seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.
RICK RIORDAN Annabeth?” Percy said again. “You’re planning something. You’ve got that I’m-planning-s...
RICK RIORDAN