Democrats are the shoplifters of politics while the Republicans are seasoned professional bank robbers.

It is not possible for me to explain just how wonderful it is to see this house that George Exxon Bush and the moral majority built on the sand come toppling down.

While Democrats have all the same vices as the Republicans, they are without the cunningness, viciousness, and genetic evil.

Some people would be better off with poor eye sight than more credit.

What you gain from wishing will fit on the sharp end of a needle.

There are bigots everywhere you go, but they are conceived in the Bible belt of the United States, and simply migrate to other places.