Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.


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The Kurds will not be allowed to have an independent country because Turkey wouldn't stand for i...
MOLLY IVINS
The idols of one's adolescence tend to endure - you never forget how you worshipped them.
MOLLY IVINS
All anyone needs to enjoy the state legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to ...
MOLLY IVINS
I have long argued that no one should be allowed to write opinion without spending years as a report...
MOLLY IVINS
Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is ...
MOLLY IVINS
Hekate smacked the mirror down. "I'd never fancy you," she retorted to Hermes. "And if you ever try ...
MOLLY RINGLE
You're welcome to as much wine as you can drink, Ares."

...[Ares] watched two bare-breast...
MOLLY RINGLE
Hermes, we love you," Hades said, "but you rarely do as you're told, and you always do as you wish, ...
MOLLY RINGLE
Hermes visited him in the Underworld a few days before the spring equinox festival, cajoling Hades t...
MOLLY RINGLE
People mess up and make mistakes all the time. Everyone deserves a second chance right? - Brandon
MOLLY MCADAMS
Anyone who has ever spent time listening to a legislature knows the astonishing speed at which all p...
MOLLY IVINS
One nice thing about the benefit of long experience with la frontera is that we in Texas don't h...
MOLLY IVINS
The only reason to have a positive mental attitude is that it makes life better. It doesn't cure...
MOLLY IVINS
The greatest moral leader of my lifetime was Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., whose private life does not...
MOLLY IVINS
Disheartened, enraptured, and strangely lightheaded, Grady emerged from the trees and walked back th...
MOLLY RINGLE
When you're an outsider, you don't have loyalties to anyone, so you can be cruelly honest if...
MOLLY CRABAPPLE
Your heart is where your inner light resides. It is part of every sacred journey to reconnect with y...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
Angels only care about what you look like on the inside. A pure heart is the vessel that contains a ...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
When your footsteps and thoughts carry you down the same path your heart and soul are directing you,...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
I am one of those people who are out of touch with their emotions. I tend to treat my emotions like ...
MOLLY IVINS
It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties esta...
MOLLY IVINS
The reason there is no noblesse oblige about Dubya is because he doesn't admit to himself or any...
MOLLY IVINS
Those who imagine polygamy to be handy cover for promiscuity are apparently off the mark. If polygam...
MOLLY IVINS
'Get along, go along' is not an inspirational philosophy, and only God knows how much moral ...
MOLLY IVINS
Although it is true that only about 20 percent of American workers are in unions, that 20 percent se...
MOLLY IVINS
You will come to the woods and choose your mate.
MOLLY RINGLE
To mistake Midland for the volk heartland is the West Texas equivalent of assuming that Greenwich, C...
MOLLY IVINS
It really is possible to disagree with someone's policies without hating them. Grown-ups can do ...
MOLLY IVINS
We should all laugh more at our elected officials - it's good for us and good for them.
MOLLY IVINS
In terms of the Eastern Europe stories, my family is originally from there; even as a kid, it was th...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
Let's honor our mistakes by allowing them to teach us. Let's consider our failings to be gifts, and ...
MOLLY GORDON
I grew up with that whole devaluation of myself because I was female. It's outrageous, and it stays ...
MOLLY YARD
The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certai...
MOLLY IVINS
I think Movable Type is a really good product for certain applications.
MOLLY HOLZSCHLAG
I think Picasso was someone who took art's powers of consuming, its powers of much-ness and mult...
MOLLY CRABAPPLE
The emergent Church is the latest act in the wave of antimodernist revolt by liturgical renewal and ...
MOLLY WORTHEN
Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop?
MOLLY IVINS
Consumer confusion is the result of many individual problems when it comes to website design and dev...
MOLLY HOLZSCHLAG