I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. "I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a call girl by--" I stopped him with a quick lift of an eyebrow. "If you finish that sentence, we cannot be friends.
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MILNE Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that h... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into th... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems ... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably j... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the door... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy wor... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slo... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to the... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, b... TERRY PRATCHETT I started getting Twitter followers after I started doing press for 'Fargo.' One of my best ... ALLISON TOLMAN The librarian must be the librarian militant before he can be the librarian triumphant. MELVIL DEWEY Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badg... TERRY PRATCHETT I was a big reader as a child. My father is a great book lover and a librarian, but he forbid me to ... ASA LARSSON Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE The first time I met him, I accidentally turned his nose into a penis. I was young and thought about... T.J. KLUNE Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter... MAX ALLAN COLLINS She's a librarian, Sim said. They're not teachers; don't give you half as much hassle. If there's a ... KEITH GRAY She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY To know the hurt of what losing a loved one brings. Well put it this way time does not heal, you lea... GARY F EVANS... The old man was peering intently at the shelves. 'I'll have to admit that he's a very competent scho... DAVID EDDINGS The librarian was explaining the benefits of the Dewey decimal system to her junior—benefits that ... JEANETTE WINTERSON Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out... ANNE FRANK There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ... DWIGHT W. HAYES The time was when a library was very much like a museum, and a librarian was a mouser in musty books... MELVIL DEWEY She'd always been a little excitable, a little more passionate about books than your average person,... SARAH BETH DURST I have a brother younger than me. My mother was a librarian, so from her, I got the taste to read. SHIMON PERES When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w... A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s... CARTER CROCKER Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory. JASPER FFORDE I was so inspired by Dr. King that in 1956, with some of my brothers and sisters and first cousins -... JOHN LEWIS Hey, can I see that sword you were using?" I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned fr... RICK RIORDAN It was lonely for a day or so until one morning some man , more recently arrived than I, stopped me ... F. SCOTT FITZGERALD He wasn't an alchemist, or a hero. He was a librarian, and a dreamer. He was a reader, and the unsun... LAINI TAYLOR I'm so proud of him. I just want to see him finish strong. He lost about 20 pounds in the summer, an... WATSON BROWN Once I had a wild fling on an otherwise boring weekend holiday in Edinburgh, with a guy I met who tu... FIONA THRUST Never mind that. What's going on with you and Heath?" Annabelle pulled a little wide-eyed... SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS He watched as I slipped one of the shoes on. "You have a guardian angel." "I don't believe in a... RICHELLE MEAD Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay." "I hope you told him you were bitten by a g... CASSANDRA CLARE Are you?" I said. "Gay, I mean?" - I hoped he wasn't offended by my asking, b... BRENT HARTINGER What the hell," I said, pushing off the wall, ready to take off the head of whatever stupid salesper... SARAH DESSEN I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the fi... GILDA RADNER They didn't have very far to fall--I knew just being a girl in the world handicapped your ability to... EMMA CLINE If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell. BEVERLY CLEARY I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault... ANUJ SOMANY The school year progressed slowly. I felt as if I had been in the sixth grade for years, yet it was ... LUCY GREALY The value of a consultant;An outsider can see what an insider cannot see or has decided to ignore. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand... GARY F EVANS... The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the... ANUJ SOMANY Walking the rugged trail of the unknown destiny can be filled with walls crashing and cracks on the ... GARY F EVANS... It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w... GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ... GARY F EVANS... I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape an... ARTHUR GOLDEN كنت أصمت أذعن لمصيري. أحمل دميتي,أنزع ملابسها, أشد شعره�... مليكة مستظرف The norm which the society at large has set today categorically is in the form of preventive measure... HENRIETTA NEWTON MARTIN LEGAL CONSULTANT People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself,
and they never forget a single m... OM BENIWAL You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL The librarian isn't a clerk who happens to work in a library. A librarian is a data hound, a guide, ... SETH GODIN When the remembering was done, the forgetting could begin. SARA ZARR You've known him how long?" Malcolm asked. "Since he was a small boy. I firs noticed him when ... JOHN FLANAGAN I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Julita was being spinned like a top by a drop-dead-gorgeous Dominicano. Later she told us that he’... ISABEL LOPEZ Tiny little bloke, my dad was. By the time I was six I could lift him up an' put him on top o' the d... J.K. ROWLING I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if... STEPHEN CHBOSKY
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MOLLY IVINS I have long argued that no one should be allowed to write opinion without spending years as a report... MOLLY IVINS Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is ... MOLLY IVINS Hekate smacked the mirror down. "I'd never fancy you," she retorted to Hermes. "And if you ever try ... MOLLY RINGLE You're welcome to as much wine as you can drink, Ares." ...[Ares] watched two bare-breast... MOLLY RINGLE Hermes, we love you," Hades said, "but you rarely do as you're told, and you always do as you wish, ... MOLLY RINGLE Hermes visited him in the Underworld a few days before the spring equinox festival, cajoling Hades t... MOLLY RINGLE People mess up and make mistakes all the time. Everyone deserves a second chance right? - Brandon MOLLY MCADAMS Anyone who has ever spent time listening to a legislature knows the astonishing speed at which all p... MOLLY IVINS One nice thing about the benefit of long experience with la frontera is that we in Texas don't h... MOLLY IVINS The only reason to have a positive mental attitude is that it makes life better. It doesn't cure... MOLLY IVINS The greatest moral leader of my lifetime was Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., whose private life does not... MOLLY IVINS Disheartened, enraptured, and strangely lightheaded, Grady emerged from the trees and walked back th... MOLLY RINGLE When you're an outsider, you don't have loyalties to anyone, so you can be cruelly honest if... MOLLY CRABAPPLE Your heart is where your inner light resides. It is part of every sacred journey to reconnect with y... MOLLY FRIEDENFELD Angels only care about what you look like on the inside. A pure heart is the vessel that contains a ... MOLLY FRIEDENFELD When your footsteps and thoughts carry you down the same path your heart and soul are directing you,... 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