Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.
Max Eastman
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MAX EASTMAN Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
MAX EASTMAN One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, yo...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY He laughs. I like his laugh. I hate that I like his laugh.
COLLEEN HOOVER One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him...
FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY You may laugh at people for what they do, but never laugh at what they are.
VIKRANT PARSAI It is important that man dreams, but it is perhaps equally important that he can laugh at his own dr...
LIN YUTANG Good friends laugh at you, laugh with you, but never laugh behind your back.
SARU SINGHAL Beware of laugh at and laugh with; the only people who laugh at you are the ones who pretend to laug...
VIKRANT PARSAI Laugh is the best sound of heart. Laugh loud - laugh often
LILY CHATTERJEE Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
CARL REINER As I remember his laugh, there was nothing mad about it, it was more like the laugh of someone who h...
GUY SAJER Laugh till you weep. Weep till there’s nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it’...
FREDERICK BUECHNER People show their character by what they laugh at
GERMAN PROVERB The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his butt...
W. C. FIELDS The cliches are all true! My son Max has just turned two, and he's literally turned into this dr...
BURN GORMAN Megan has the loudest laugh the in the world. You can hear her from a mile away with that laugh. Meg...
CAT OSTERMAN The primate laugh is given in playful contexts, and as such has a strong similarity to the human lau...
FRANS DE WAAL A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
RAYMOND HITCHCOCK A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority.
GRAHAM GREENE I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smil...
JESSE MCCARTNEY The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.
DAVID NIVEN Let him laugh, who is on the right side of the hedge.
UNKNOWN There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE I laugh at people who think their spontaneous, yet plan their spontaneous moments.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS She laughs an honest laugh... one that puts the fakes on edge and makes them dream of being better.
C. JOYBELL C. You may laugh at a friend's roof; don't laugh at his sleeping accommodation
KENYAN PROVERB A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine
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ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and lau...
BERT WILLIAMS Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
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GOLDEN MASHEGO Money makes a man laugh
JOHN SELDEN If we cant laugh at ourselves, do we have the right to laugh at others?
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CHEVY CHASE ...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything...
MARILYN MONROE I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
ANONYMOUS He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh
QURAN The professors laugh at themselves, they laugh at life; they long ago abjured the bitch-goddess Succ...
CATHERINE DRINKER BOWEN The professors laugh at themselves, they laugh at life; they long ago abjured the bitch-goddess Succ...
CATHERINE BOWEN What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.
BRUCE VILANCH Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country.
GEORGE GORDON BYRON You can laugh, but I will get the last laugh.
ALVIN STARKS If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a ...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Life is just a bowl of cherries, dont take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherri...
BOB FOSSE Don't Laugh on others pain..
Try to Make them laugh out of their pain..
Be Smile.. Make smile..
#Ace...
DINACE KUMAR C Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
TONY SNOW Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away;
A single laugh demolished the right arm
Of his own cou...
LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
CRISS JAMI He was a genius. To think all these years on his comedy is still making us laugh
EDDIE IZZARD Pale hair fell in waves to his shoulders, framing a face mortal females considered a sensual feast. ...
GENA SHOWALTER People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty o...
MICHAEL PATRICK KING Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell som...
DEMETRI MARTIN That actually encourages us to feel that we are on the right track, that we are doing something diff...
FRED SAVAGE They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room fo...
TERRY PRATCHETT Intelligence is only relevant when applied, what matters more is that a man can laugh at himself
DANIEL ROBERT O'NEILL There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
RICHARD PRYOR Being able to laugh is sexy in a man or woman.
RACHEL STEVENS The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and...
BERT WILLIAMS Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of c...
BOB FOSSE Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.
JACK HANDY My parents always got a kick out of my art. I was always able to make them laugh. As I got older, I ...
STEVE BREEN They laugh that win!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if peo...
ELLEN DEGENERES "He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to ...
BETH HENLEY Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER I have done this—made the sad prince laugh. Made his grieving parents smile. None but me. Think yo...
JENNIFER DONNELLY The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing ...
TAMORA PIERCE The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
GEORGE SANTAYANA The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
GEORGE SANTAYANA The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.
GEORGE SANTAYANA The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool
GEORGE SANTAYANA What is the world without wit? We should live to love, love to laugh, and laugh to live!
P. A. MONSON It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
JACK HANDY It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
JACK HANDEY The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laug...
W. C. FIELDS I am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who ...
MAYA ANGELOU Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country.
LORD BYRON Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his...
LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
DEREK LANDY It is not easy to express the inexpressible," he answered with a laugh.
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE Two wrongs don't make a right but sometimes they make me laugh. I am a vengeful god.
PAUL NEILAN This is exactly what he wanted. This is Del getting the last laugh.
CHARNA HALPERN Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a...
DANIEL GRAVES All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
LOUIE ANDERSON I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made ...
BUDDY HACKETT The young man who has not wept is a savage,
and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
GEORGE SANTAYANA In Paris a queer little man you may see,
A little man all in gray;
Rosy and round as an apple ...
PIERRE JEAN DE BERANGER 'Hee Haw' began about the same time as 'Laugh-In,' but the difference was that the m...
KENNY PRICE Don't laugh at youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his o...
LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH It was good to laugh. I wanted to laugh and laugh and laugh until I laughed myself into becoming som...
BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas well-bred people
often smile, but seldom laugh.
PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, FOURTH EARL OF CHESTERFIELD I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
GALLAGHER I'm kind of a laugh junkie. It's what I appreciate in life, because life is rich and sometim...
MARY STEENBURGEN When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
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MAX IRONS I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
MAX SCHMELING A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but r...
MAX PLANCK To destroy is still the strongest instinct in nature.
MAX BEERBOHM Power is the chance to impose your will within a social context, even when opposed and regardless of...
MAX WEBER Advancement and promotion in Mystic Masonry is not dependent on favor; it cannot be given till it ha...
MAX HEINDEL Empathy is the starting point for creating a community and taking action. It's the impetus for c...
MAX CARVER The meaning of life. The wasted years of life. The poor choices of life. God answers the mess of lif...
MAX LUCADO A personal brand is relevant to people who sell or create something relevant to who they are as a pe...
TUCKER MAX I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship...
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