Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.

My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.