Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you

I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.

The only real laughter comes from despair.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women