Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

What if I should fall right through the center of the earth... oh, and come out the other side, where people walk upside down.

I relieve and release your hurt that you may be set free.

People who suffer from migraine with aura can sometimes experience a phenomenon called the

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

I don't care much where ...