I don't care much where ...

I relieve and release your hurt that you may be set free.

What if I should fall right through the center of the earth... oh, and come out the other side, where people walk upside down.

People who suffer from migraine with aura can sometimes experience a phenomenon called the

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.