Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.

Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

We both are kind of hurt, we both have a little blood. It's funny. My dad told me you don't want to mess with an animal that's been hurt because they are dangerous. We need to get a win. We feel the pressure. We don't want to be in this position anymore.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...