Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.