Etiquette is the fine tuning of education

It is laughable how often good manners interfere with my survival.

Doing good makes you great. Bad things take away from good ones. Practicing Netiquette is all good. NetworkEtiquette.net

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

Manners are the ability to put someone else at their ease...by turning any answer into another question.

A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.