Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, 'Here comes 'Oh, What a Night.'

My bar mitzvah, I went to my nan's, and she made kugel.

I went to Hebrew school but opted out of a bar mitzvah.

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah.

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.