I went to Hebrew school but opted out of a bar mitzvah.

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

My bar mitzvah, I went to my nan's, and she made kugel.

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah.

Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, 'Here comes 'Oh, What a Night.'

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.