Every day with this team we've gotten better. One day our hard work is going to pay off.
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AUSTIN BROOKS It's not going to be easy every day, but I'm going to work hard, and our players are going to work h...
WAYNE GRETZKY The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it...
WAYNE GRETZKY This is how women self-sabotage and self-destruct. Unless we have constant witnesses to our hard wor...
SARAH BAN BREATHNACH This win is huge for us. I can't even begin to tell you how big it is. Our kids work hard every week...
GREG TAGLIERI We value our long-standing relationship with Boeing, and we work hard every day to earn its trust.
JOE MARENGI We work hard every day and we can't look ahead of where we are. This team has a lot of potential.
KRISTY HARRIER They (non-starters) are really getting better. When they are going against the starting five every d...
EDDIE TALLEY Every day I work so hard
Bringin' home my hard earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push...
LED ZEPPELIN Rome wasn't built in a day. Bob wants us to come out here and work hard every day. Because we have t...
EZRA HENDRICKSON I'd like to have guys run the court with me. But everybody (on the team) gets along, everybody is fr...
JAKE LOMONACO I came from the South with a mother who was hard working, so I love going to work every day.
KENNY LEON I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN He just did better than me. I've just got to bounce back, compete, work hard every day and try to ge...
JOSH SWOGGER Eric is getting better every day. He's trying so hard to recover and get better.
BETH EDMUNDSON With a young team like this, every day is a new day. Hopefully, this will help us make some progress...
HERB STINSON Good retention is the reflection of good leadership. Every leader on this ship plays a role in our r...
DENISE HAYNIE We felt good coming into the season. We all felt like we'd have a good team. We've all worked hard t...
DREW MILLER You're only playing one game a day and it's hard to get things going. If you play two games in one d...
JEFF STOUGHTON It's like a monkey off our backs. Our kids play so hard and practice so hard every day, so now that ...
HENRY THOMAS He does better when there's better competition. That hard work pays off. I think he thinks about sho...
BRAD FAIRCHILD In our house, Mother's Day is every day. Father's Day, too. In our house, parents count. The...
MARGARET HEFFERNAN We are learning the game every day. Our girls have improved from day one 100 percent. Rebounding, ou...
JEFF KERN We get rated down by homeowners associations because we have no slums.
DAY ONE Everyone loves the David and Goliath story, but if Goliath had slain David, it'd never have made the...
DAY ONE I've been coming here since Day One, ... Watching games at home is no fun. It's boring. Here, we get...
DAY ONE If it was $10 a gallon, I'd be buying it today since you can't get it anywhere else,
DAY ONE Get every drop in there. Can't lose none,
DAY ONE big, medium and small.
DAY ONE Yes, look, I don't think I can explain this any better to you, but we don't want to ... Well, I gues...
DAY ONE I don't think it was lucky. We put in work every day. The beauty of our team right now is that we're...
BRIAN THORNTON We're working really hard on it every day constantly to get better and better.
BREE LARSON This whole week we're going to experiment with our lineup. Every player on our team is a starter. We...
CHUCK HUGGINS Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you...
KEVIN HART Our customers are very important to us. We work very hard every day to give the best possible servic...
BOB BERTINI Emily trains very hard, and her hard work should really pay off this season.
ED BOBAL When I think of one word to describe this team in 2005 it is ambitious. I believe we have a committe...
JENNY HAIGH Hard work pays off - hard work beats talent any day, but if you're talented and work hard, it...
ROBERT GRIFFIN III Every guy on this team is a star, and they prove themselves day in and day out. Guys come here becau...
DWAYNE DE ROSARIO This is all about learning on the job. It is a game-by-game thing. But I feel like this team has got...
BRIAN NASH We're trying to serve more aggressive. We work very hard on serving every day in practice. If we bac...
DON AUGUST Our team is working very hard and had a great summer of base building, running every day, ... Our go...
CITY HIGH Our team is working very hard and had a great summer of base building, running every day. Our goal, ...
JAYME SKAY When we teach people that one day of favor is better than ten years of hard work, it is a gospel of ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA When we teach people that one day of favor is better than ten years of hard work, it is a gospel of ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA (Johnson) goes out and works his tail off every day. It's as hard as I've seen a guy practice, every...
BRYAN ROBINSON In the first 10 minutes something was amiss with our team and our approach. We got it going finally,...
TOM RENNEY I've requested every day off from work, so I'm waiting to get approved.
BETH SWENSON Alex is a great leader on this team — practicing very hard every day without the promise of playin...
CHRIS ROCHE I can't wait. Everybody on this team is a hard worker, and I'm sure they're going to work to get bet...
DWIGHT HOWARD If you quit, what are you going to do day in and day out when you are used to working? You are bette...
DEBBIE GARVIN She's a tough kid. She works hard every day and she tries to get better. Some kids go to practice --...
FRED PIMENTAL This team has the potential to be very good. This team is lacking some everyday playing experience. ...
TIM THIESSEN Oh my, this is amazing. I practiced hard every day and just tried to do my best, and it all paid off...
JOE POWERS I just need to come to the park every day thinking something good is going to happen to me and hopin...
CARLOS BELTRAN One of our primary goals this spring was to allow this team to form their own chemistry. Hard work a...
ANNE WILKINSON I can't evaluate things day-by-day because there are going to be bad days. We evaluate on a weekly b...
JEFF NIEMANN Sayers had a great day. He produced big for us, and that bunt kept a rally going. It seems like with...
MATT CIMO Whatever needs to be done, he gets it done. He's a very consistent fielder and makes routine plays p...
LORENZO BUNDY Recovery is something that you have to work on every single day and it's something that it doesn...
DEMI LOVATO It's awesome. It doesn't happen too often. So it's fun to see the team work hard and have it finally...
JASON POMINVILLE If you don't think every day is a great day try going without one.
JIM EVANS We are going to miss them, but the supporting cast is better because of them. They are just flat-out...
GREGG TROY Live every day as if it's going to be your last, and one day, you'll be right.
MALACHY MCCOURT Katherine Heigl was a movie star. I thought she was going to be one, and it was fun to watch this yo...
TOM SIZEMORE Every player hopes to get as much playing time as they can. Hopefully, my hard work will continue to...
MATT CARROLL It's going to be hard to get over this one. We've got an extra day - I don't know if that's good or ...
BRAD TURNER We have worked every day, including with groups like Legal Aid, to make our delivery of service even...
BOB MCHUGH We did a great job of executing in all three games, and we're only going to get better once Julie is...
BOB FEASEL Every one of our congressional offices, every day, is under attack.
DARRELL ISSA We grew up learning to cheer on the underdog because we see ourselves in them.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN Sometimes becoming drug free has less to do with addiction and more to do with sanity.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN Before this, we had members of our road patrol going to the schools for three hours each day to deal...
MIKE WARD He wants to get better every day. He definitely has a high work ethic and wants to go far in this le...
DUANE CLEMONS Just to see him come out here and work with us every day, have the patience with us every day, it's ...
RANDY MOSS We are pleased to have reached an agreement to provide ILWU members with a package that rewards the ...
JAMES SPINOSA We want to keep going and keep improving. This (medal) took hard work. We get along very well, and w...
BROOKE PAULIN We knew coming into this season that every game would be hard-fought in this league. We just meshed ...
KAWIKA SHOJI This is a great group. They're fun to be around every day. The best part about this team is they're ...
ALEX CHERNEY We are getting better, and though we lost some close games, we were playing well. It has been one of...
JACK CULHANE The glory is being happy. The glory is not winning here or winning there. The glory is enjoying prac...
RAFAEL NADAL Dreams are like inserting new doors! Dedication like your door lock , Passion like your bolts and Fa...
GAVHI THERON Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better.
EMILE COUE There is no way to success in art but to take off your coat, grind paint, and work like a digger on ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON We still want to work hard in practice to improve. That's the goal, to improve every day.
BILL GIEBELL With these new boats and our veteran crew of American sailors, I feel this is one of the best campai...
DENNIS CONNER These players have worked hard to make this season successful and continue to work hard. They don't ...
JOYCE BICKERS Maybe it's better to have gotten it right and been happy for one day instead of living a lifetime of...
ADAM SILVERA That's the one thing we always go to. I probably, to a fault, work too much on our defense in practi...
JODY GRANT It's frustrating for everyone, they've gotten their hopes up every day thinking they're going to spe...
CAECY YEAGER Every day I went to work at Tampa, I gave it my all.
GAINES ADAMS This is probably the first time I've came into a season healthy. I'm all about keeping that going. S...
JOANNA SCHULTZ The power to feed properly every day for life is in the saying "Give us this day our daily bread", f...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, bu...
NICHOLAS SPARKS It is hard work to give life to new characters every single day. It is not as if I am God. I am just...
KARIN FOSSUM Our goal is to keep it moving and ride this as long as we can. One of the things Coach Hobbs keeps t...
CARL ELLIOTT Things are starting to mesh. I can see our team just getting better each day.
DAVE WALDOW These rovers are living on borrowed time. We're so past warranty on them. You try to push them h...
STEVEN SQUYRES Since the people eats every day, it should be allowed to work every day
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE The good thing is they come out every day, work hard and do what's asked. And we're pretty demanding...
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We mixed it up, and we came out much more aggressive. Keith Fagan did a great job shooting the ball....
DAVE HOOKER The seniors stepped up and played really well. My juniors stepped up, too. It was a total team effor...
DAVE HOOKER Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.
RICHARD HOOKER He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be s...
RICHARD HOOKER So that godly sorrow may be discerned by this train of graces wherewith it is accompanied, that worl...
THOMAS HOOKER Look whether it be indifferently, as well for sins secret as open, what you find to be your best cor...
THOMAS HOOKER I confess it is beyond our power to awaken the heart, but ordinarily this way does good.
THOMAS HOOKER Even ministers of good things are like torches, a light to
others, waste and destruction to themsel...
RICHARD HOOKER Nay, men are so far from musing of their sins, that they disdain this practise, and scoff at it: wha...
THOMAS HOOKER To live by one man's will becomes the cause of all misery.
RICHARD HOOKER He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be, ...
RICHARD HOOKER Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better
RICHARD HOOKER This was a tragedy that was avoidable.
RICHARD HOOKER I held on to the ledge and he sat in the window.
AMY HOOKER What we were interested in as signature events were commissioned works, a legacy that would live on ...
RICHARD HOOKER Whatsoever is good; the same is also approved of God.
RICHARD HOOKER From here it sounds great to say we'll all get together soon, but all I know is this: you can call m...
RICHARD HOOKER Feast of Richard Hooker, Priest, Anglican Apologist, Teacher, 1600 Commemoration of Martin of Porre...
RICHARD HOOKER The real presence of Christ's most precious Body and Blood is not to be sought for in the Sacrament,...
RICHARD HOOKER That to live by one man's will became the cause of all men's
misery.
RICHARD HOOKER So that every man lawfully ordained must bring a bow which hath
two strings, a title of present rig...
RICHARD HOOKER Mud season is also sugaring season. We really prefer a long and difficult spring. ... We're alone in...
PATRICK HOOKER I'm her cheerleader and she's my cheerleader. I wanted to be here with her. I don't know if she's go...
DESTINEE HOOKER My first two months have been amazing. I could still be in high school, trying to get 5-10.
DESTINEE HOOKER I thought I was second until they told me I won, so I was kind of surprised. I'm not happy with the ...
DESTINEE HOOKER It's young errors and it's just a matter of experience. The difference today was our effort and atti...
HELENE HOOKER I was pleased with the way Candace played. (Compared to earlier in the season) we played better.
HELENE HOOKER They were all getting hits.
HELENE HOOKER It was OK, but I have some work to do and I'm ready to get it done. There's lots of things to take c...
MARSHEVET HOOKER I'm trying to get the job done to get another championship. It's going to take everything clicking. ...
MARSHEVET HOOKER I was just thinking about getting points on the scoreboard for my team. I heard the crowd, so I figu...
MARSHEVET HOOKER I just knew that I had to run all the way through the line. It was a great field, and I knew that ev...
MARSHEVET HOOKER I wanted it a lot more.
PETER HOOKER Look!" Hawkeye said.
Duke looked where Hawkeye was pointing. In one corner, kneeling on the di...
RICHARD HOOKER I am a happy man. I've had a good life.
JOHN LEE HOOKER But there will be no justice, there will be no government of the people, by the people, and for the ...
JOHN JAY HOOKER The blues tells a story. Every line of the blues has a meaning.
JOHN LEE HOOKER I am a great admirer of Sen. Frist, who is a nationally known heart surgeon and well known in Nashvi...
JOHN JAY HOOKER I want to play music when I want, write a song if I want or watch a baseball game if I want.
JOHN LEE HOOKER I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The barte...
JOHN LEE HOOKER The one thing the blues don't get is the backing and pushing of TV and radio like a lot of this ...
JOHN LEE HOOKER The time has come for justice at the ballot box, and justice in the courts, and justice in the legis...
JOHN JAY HOOKER I went on to Cincinnati. I had got a taste of the big cities and them bright lights. I stayed there ...
JOHN LEE HOOKER In my career, people in the record business have been rockin' in the same ol' boat. They all...
JOHN LEE HOOKER All my life I been doin' what people tell me to do. Now, I'm telling them.
JOHN LEE HOOKER The rich and the well-born, according to the Federalist Papers, was greatly feared by the founders.
JOHN JAY HOOKER Like you and your woman ain't gettin' along and you're in love. You can't sleep at n...
JOHN LEE HOOKER Since you knew they was goin' to cheat you anyway, I recorded under any name with all of 'em...
JOHN LEE HOOKER Over the last decade, at considerable cost to me in money and effort, confronted with ridicule and i...
JOHN JAY HOOKER I hitchhiked, took trucks 'n' trains - anything that would pick me up. I stopped in Memphis ...
JOHN LEE HOOKER I am above the forest region, amongst grand rocks & such a torrent as you see in Salvator Rosa's...
JOSEPH DALTON HOOKER In [David] Douglas's success in life ... his great activity, undaunted courage, singular abstemiousn...
JOSEPH DALTON HOOKER I don't think about time. You're here when you're here. I think about today, staying in ...
JOHN LEE HOOKER I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.
As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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