Every letter has its own peculiar air, which air is very much hurt if the tune is not rightly pitched; for instance, if a tune is set on A natural, and in pitching the tune, you set it a tone too low, you transpose the key into G, which is perhaps quite different from the intention of the author, and oftentimes very destructive to the harmony.


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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
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A sekret ceases to be a sekret if it iz once confided - it iz like a dollar bill, once broken, it iz...
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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
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Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion
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Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, an...
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Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawf...
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I think he was very ahead of his time in his thinking because he could see what we were doing to Mot...
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It went on for 15 years. It started out feeding 400 a week with supplemental food. It ended up feedi...
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He came in sixth. They only took the top three.
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It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours to...
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A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it
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Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once
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The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worshi...
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Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughe...
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The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
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Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it get...
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In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.
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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal
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The less we know the more we suspect
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Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, and four times he who gets his fist in fust
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Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
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There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins
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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer ...
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Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughe...
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Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot
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